Tuesdays have short legs

[octophone]

Hello.

That's it. That's the post.

 

[funky]

Morning.

Trying to recruit to my team. Trying to book a doctors appointment. Trying to book a dentist appointment. Trying to book my car in for a service.

Is there any corner of the country that is fully staffed at the moment?

 

[Diddy]

Morning.

Trying to recruit to my team. Trying to book a doctors appointment. Trying to book a dentist appointment. Trying to book my car in for a service.

Is there any corner of the country that is fully staffed at the moment?

Trying to get someone to take my old futons away. It’s happening everywhere

 

[Soldi]

I slept for nine hours for the second night in a row

 

[jivafox]

Some GROTBAG has brought Covid into the office from her KIDS

 

[octophone]

One of those people who only comes into the office once a week to open a laptop and blether has wafted in and is sat next to me. Absolutely cannot stand her - so stuck up but a total ned (got chucked out of a place and barred on Friday and then comes in here and acts like butter wouldn't melt). She's just dropped the conversational nugget "eating's cheating" whilst describing her weekend and now I hate her even more.

 

[lolly]

For the third time in five days, I'm in a Wetherspoons. I'm not sure I've been in three times in the last decade.

 

[jivafox]

Some GROTBAG has brought Covid into the office from her KIDS

Now we’re all getting pinged to self isolate for 10 days and yet her kids can still go to school!

I’VE GOT DUNE ON FRIDAY

 

[Kate]

Are you getting pinged by the app or directly by Test & Trace?

 

[Soldi]

You only have to get a PCR test if you’re pinged (provided your double jabbed) right? At least that’s what I was told the other week

 

[Kate]

If it’s by the app yeah, it means fuck all. If T&T phone/text/email you you legally have to do what they say.

Fuck that bitch!

 

[Marina Salty]

For the third time in five days, I'm in a Wetherspoons. I'm not sure I've been in three times in the last decade.

How did you find the coastal town off-season experience? Did you like it?

 

[ButterTart]

For the third time in five days, I'm in a Wetherspoons. I'm not sure I've been in three times in the last decade.

I hope you’re loudly complaining about Brexit so people know you’re not a regular.

 

[jivafox]

If it’s by the app yeah, it means fuck all. If T&T phone/text/email you you legally have to do what they say.

Fuck that bitch!

Yeah it was T&T by email. Apparently now just a PCR test and isolate until it comes back negative.

I have a job interview on Friday too

KIDS?

 

[Kate]

Kids AND THEIR PARENTS

 

[Kate]

Can you go and get a PCR test in person, then you'll get the results back quicker?

 

[big ron]

If it’s by the app yeah, it means fuck all. If T&T phone/text/email you you legally have to do what they say.

Fuck that bitch!

I got the text and did fuck all. Nothing happened.

 

[big ron]

I'd had a PCR that morning and did lateral flow tests for the rest of the week not to be a dick about things, but it was pointless.

 

[big ron]

I used to smugly bang on about not eating Maccys but now I crave them all the time after capitulating last year hungover. Do they put actual smack in them?

 

[RJN]

She's just dropped the conversational nugget "eating's cheating" whilst describing her weekend and now I hate her even more.

What does this even mean?

 

[Kate]

What does this even mean?

You get more drunk more quickly if you don't eat. Hence...

 

[RJN]

You get more drunk more quickly if you don't eat. Hence...

Healthy!

 

[RJN]

anyway, not eating is more cheating then

 

[Kate]

Now imagine it in a Glasgow accent

 

[Kate]

anyway, not eating is more cheating then

Ah but this is the UK where your ability to drink as much as possible without dying is a badge of honour. So if you can drink bucketloads even without having dinner, you're truly winning at life.

Healthy, as you say.

 

[RJN]

Now imagine it in a Glasgow accent

I'll try but would need subtitles

 

[big ron]

Eatings cheating is something we used to say when living off a weekend diet of mdma.

 

[big ron]

To be fair, it worked, nothing like weekly drug binges to keep your body fat low

 

[Kate]

Is 41 too late to take it up

 

[Kate]

p.s. @big ron just watching you on YouTube, when do you get your kit off pls

 

[Soldi]

big ron is a youtuber now too? I miss everything on here.

 

[lolly]

I thought it was Xtube?

 

[octophone]

I thought it was Xtube?

We could launch XMoop...

 

[big ron]

p.s. @big ron just watching you on YouTube, when do you get your kit off pls

I mean I did end up talking about LUBE, that's as XXX as it got, this time.

 

[big ron]

The lighting in that booth was gross, we have a booth with some ring lights but someone else was using it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Got up at 5 to take the train to Lyon around 6:30 except I went to the WRONG TRAIN STATION. Well you can’t expect me to be fully functional before at least 9!

 

[Soldi]

Got up at 5 to take the train to Lyon around 6:30 except I went to the WRONG TRAIN STATION. Well you can’t expect me to be fully functional before at least 9!

Hope you didn’t end up in Hemel Hempstead

 

[Rachey]

Hi moopy.

@Sheena is The Edge still open? And how do they feel about an all woman group going in?

 

[big ron]

I’ve just been invited to the House of LORDS

 

[big ron]

Deffos doing some ket while I’m there