Tweet tweet it's Tuesday!

[Tisch]

I find the same people on Grindr and tinder/hinge/bumble. They just choose the app based on what they’re looking for at the moment

Oh as IF that changes

I thought Bumble was the one where the girl made the first move? How does that work in gay parlance? The bottom presumably?

 

[Generic Account]

No darling, we have MUFF.

The lesbian app of choice used to be Brenda, didn't it? I wonder if it still exists.

 

[Lucille]

I actually HATE all the apps and the fact it's basically the ONLY way to meet someone atm, as hard as I try to cruise guys in LIDL.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Do you guys have SCRUFF?

We also have the very local Beuronline here but that’s only for when my hole is fancying some rough Arab masc4masc trade

 

[Rita]

The lesbian app of choice used to be Brenda, didn't it? I wonder if it still exists.

DON’T LOOK AT ME.

 

[Soldi]

Tinder chats are like 2010 Facebook chats

Hey
Hi
How r u
fine u
yeah good wuu2? xoxox

 

[Rita]

I am usually of the opinion I WISH I WAS LESBIAN, but things are going QUITE WELL so far with my latest squeeze.

 

[GNL]

I only used grindr. I found Tinder a bit DRY.

 

[Generic Account]

I actually HATE all the apps and the fact it's basically the ONLY way to meet someone atm, as hard as I try to cruise guys in LIDL.

This is why I think living in London or a big city could be nice in spite of the smog and traffic. Ways to meet gays outside of apps and clubs, like running groups and reading groups and YOGA.

 

[Tisch]

I thought it was BLENDR

 

[Lucille]

We also have the very local Beuronline here but that’s only for when my hole is fancying some rough Arab masc4masc trade

 

[Generic Account]

Tinder chats are like 2010 Facebook chats

Hey
Hi
How r u
fine u
yeah good wuu2? xoxox

So mundane, and yet it's an automatic turn off the minute someone opens with something else, like 'favourite podcasts. 1 2 3 go!'.

 

[big ron]

Feeld is where it is at ;)

 

[Lucille]

This is why I think living in London or a big city could be nice in spite of the smog and traffic. Ways to meet gays outside of apps and clubs, like running groups and reading groups and YOGA.

SMOG!

It's not the 1800s!

 

[Rita]

Feeld is where it is at ;)

Are you and Ms Ron SWINGERS?

 

[Generic Account]

Denmark had boyfriend.dk which was a nice novelty back in the day. Google translating profile bios was fun.

@Mats

 

[Soldi]

So mundane, and yet it's an automatic turn off the minute someone opens with something else, like 'favourite podcasts. 1 2 3 go!'.

IKR!

Maybe I need a GAY GUIDE like that Bachelor bloke

 

[Generic Account]

IKR!

Maybe I need a GAY GUIDE like that Bachelor bloke

Hook up with one of the older Manchester gays and get them to lead you.

@Alex

 

[Dark Carnival]

Denmark had boyfriend.dk which was a nice novelty back in the day. Google translating profile bios was fun.

@Mats

Ooooh I definitely used that to hook up with a Dane when I was there.

 

[RJN]

Oh as IF that changes

I thought Bumble was the one where the girl made the first move? How does that work in gay parlance? The bottom presumably?

Anyone can talk first! But in most cases, nobody talks at all

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hook up with one of the older Manchester gays and get them to lead you.

@Alex

The shade of calling Alex OLD!

 

[Lucille]

IKR!

Maybe I need a GAY GUIDE like that Bachelor bloke

@Star is there enough in the funds for a short Moopy exclusive series where me, @Dark Carnival and @OutSynk act as Soldi's SASSY GAY GUIDES, taking him to his first brunch, pride march, and sex club, and help him blossom into a WELL-ADJUSTED young gay man like the 3 of us?

 

[RJN]

I have a BLIND DATE tomorrow night which I’m very excited about. It seems more fun than yet another date from an app

 

[Soldi]

@Star is there enough in the funds for a short Moopy exclusive series where me, @Dark Carnival and @OutSynk act a Soldi's SASSY GAY GUIDES, taking him to his first brunch, pride march, and sex club, and help him blossom into a WELL-ADJUSTED young gay man like the 3 of us?

Well I was thinking you since you taught me how to douche a year ago

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Star is there enough in the funds for a short Moopy exclusive series where me, @Dark Carnival and @OutSynk act as Soldi's SASSY GAY GUIDES, taking him to his first brunch, pride march, and sex club, and help him blossom into a WELL-ADJUSTED young gay man like the 3 of us?

Definitely signing up!

 

[Lucille]

OH I'd LOVE A BLIND DATE, no one ever SETS ME UP!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well I was thinking you since you taught me how to douche a year ago

PARDON?!

 

[Lucille]

PARDON?!

Well that's something I didn't want SPILLING OUT, so to speak.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

OH I'd LOVE A BLIND DATE, no one ever SETS ME UP!

Would anyone even be able to find a man you hadn't ALREADY DEFILED

 

[Soldi]

Well that's something I didn't want SPILLING OUT, so to speak.

Apparently you told the JUKEBOX GROUP at one point!

 

[Lucille]

Next week we teach Soldi how to navigate home from a sleazy hook-up in a dodgy area when you're high on ketamine and have lost your phone!

 

[Lucille]

Apparently you told the JUKEBOX GROUP at one point!

OOPS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Rita]

Well I was thinking you since you taught me how to douche a year ago

Did he give you a VIDEO TUTORIAL?

 

[GNL]

OH I'd LOVE A BLIND DATE, no one ever SETS ME UP!

She's a HOLE, ladies and gentlemen. Not a blind dater at all

 

[Lucille]

On about birds on BBC6 AGAIN!!!

 

[Soldi]

Did he give you a VIDEO TUTORIAL?

No! Just instructions via PM

 

[big ron]

Are you and Ms Ron SWINGERS?

Not really, but we're not exactly monogamous either. ;)

 

[Generic Account]

I've just half heartedly said yes to stag party number one and have read back to see that's it two nights long.

I'll be dreading this all June now, even though I know it'll be fine.

 

[big ron]

I've just half heartedly said yes to stag party number one and have read back to see that's it two nights long.

I'll be dreading this all June now, even though I know it'll be fine.

Just practice saying LADS LADS LADS in the mirror before you go.