UK General Election 2024 - July 4th

[dmlaw]

I just hope I can get the 5th off work. If my boss objects, I’ll explain that I’m planning to drink every time a Tory loses and that if he wants me to work after that then the consequences will be on his hands.

 

[octophone]

That photo is totally his Ed Miliband bacon sandwich moment, but in an even more delicious WOKE VEGAN version, isn't it?

Oh PLEASE! PLEASE let that be how this goes.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm buying at least 6 bottles of Fizz. For myself.

 

[Soldi]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BBC not holding back

 

[funky]

I need to organise a party for this thing.

I hate people who do fireworks at home but I might need to make an exception for when Rees Mogg loses his seat

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I need to organise a party for this thing.

I hate people who do fireworks at home but I might need to make an exception for when Rees Mogg loses his seat

I'm going to come so hard, you won't need fireworks.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The BBC going live to a Tory campaign, I genuinely forgot they'd even be campaigning.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

CLEAR PLAN

SECURE FUTURE

...it's not their best is it?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh God it's all the Tories, with hideously creepy music.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is going to be such a sad campaign for the Tories.

 

[PercyPig]

Just gloss over why inflation was high in the first place

 

[PercyPig]

That boisterous handshake and shoulder bump.

Gross.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

CLEAR PLAN

SECURE FUTURE

...it's not their best is it?

Oh there's a middle one!

Really should have screen tested those colours

 

[ZenGiraffe]

David Cameron just dying to get back to his luxury shed at this point

 

[Madison]

The campaign is going well:

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The campaign is going well:

Expect more shit like this.

Remember the fridge? That but without a hope of winning.

 

[Penelope]

I LOVE EL DIABLO, I LOVE EL DIABLO

 

[GNL]

VILE.

 

[big ron]

A TORY LIAR?! SHOCKED!!!11!

 

[Cloud]

Looking forward to the upgrade from a turd sandwich with mouldy bread to a turd sandwich with merely very stale bread

I'll vote for who I actually want so Green. Tired of picking between two evils, I don't care if it's a waste, it's the principle

 

[Penelope]

 

[Madison]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wild, but nah.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Pissy Sunak

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Every single front page has a wet Sunak on the front page.

 

[Cloud]

Hot

Soon they'll have a wet Starmer there

 

[funky]

Only the Mirror had a sense of humour it seems, with "DROWN AND OUT"

 

[funky]

Oh to be fair The Telegraph went with Things Can Only Get Wetter

 

[Ellie]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Only the Mirror had a sense of humour it seems, with "DROWN AND OUT"

Drowning Street was nice

 

[Lucille]

I really hope it’s the most humiliating 6 weeks of his life.

 

[Sheena]

I really hope it’s the most humiliating 6 weeks of his life.

He’s supposedly a Southampton supporter, the fucking scummer.

So it won’t be.

 

[lolly]

Oh Shee, not football jokes

 

[Lucille]

 

[Indie]

Disappointed none of the papers went with RISHI SUNK

 

[octophone]

Disappointed none of the papers went with RISHI SUNK

There is a meme knocking about with that but it's not the same.

 

[Sheena]

Oh Shee, not football jokes

A joke?

Hating Southampton is a way of life.

 

[octophone]

I did love the story that some MPs want to have a confidence vote and stop the election. It shows you how utterly detached from reality these clowns are. I want an absolute humiliation of these hideous wankers.