UK General Election 2024 - Results Day (1 Viewer)

[big ron]

I ordered a massive bag of ket for glastonbury that only turned up when i got home, election confusion special.

 

[Suedehead]

Genny Lec drinkies sorted

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Genny Lec drinkies sorted

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Which supermarket is THAT?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Which supermarket is THAT?

You can't recognise a Morrisons from a blurry background?

FOR SHAME!

 

[Suedehead]

Which supermarket is THAT?

Morrisons

Nearly took a selfie with that one

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You can't recognise a Morrisons from a blurry background?

FOR SHAME!

We don't have one here. I've not regularly used one since about 2011.

 

[ButterTart]

Actually can’t touch a drop tonight else I’ll be asleep before the exit poll.

 

[Soldi]

Actually can’t touch a drop tonight else I’ll be asleep before the exit poll.

That’s why I’m starting when the exit poll drops.

 

[Suedehead]

I bought 3 bottles of that
Not had a drink yet but will do shortly
Oh well

 

[jivafox]

Cracked open a Leffe and trying to convince mr Jiva to let me wear my Fuck the Tories t-shirt to the pub.

 

[Kate]

Cracked open a Leffe and trying to convince mr Jiva to let me wear my Fuck the Tories t-shirt to the pub.

Moopy says DO IT, YOU DON'T NEED HIS PERMISSION

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The only tit bit I've seen so far, is that turnout is high, although apparently comes from the Tories.

Why am I feeling anxious all of a sudden?

 

[Kate]

I'm sure it's just the Tories playing silly cunts again, like when Laura Kuntsberg tweeted that the London Mayoral race was going to be closer than we thought. It wasn't.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Would high turnout even help them? Surely they want it depressed, because their voters are the reliable ones

 

[Art Decade]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Would high turnout even help them? Surely they want it depressed, because their voters are the reliable ones

High turn out helps Tories.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I WANT A CRISP CAULDRON

 

[Slave]

Genny Lec drinkies sorted

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Picked up two bottles of this for tonight. I've been waiting for her to do a (non-Rose) Prosecco for ages.

 

[Suedehead]

I WANT A CRISP CAULDRON

Would go very nicely with some KMsecco

 

[Suedehead]

Monster munch pickled onion yaaaaasssss queen

 

[Suedehead]

The only tit bit I've seen so far, is that turnout is high, although apparently comes from the Tories.

Why am I feeling anxious all of a sudden?

I wouldn’t.
I know it’s straight from the @cwej book of stats but my WhatsApp is blowing up with anti Tory memes from all my contacts including some very unlikely people

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Monster munch pickled onion yaaaaasssss queen

Oh come on FLAMING HOT is the Monster Munch of choice.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I’ve started on the wine

 

[big ron]

Oh come on FLAMING HOT is the Monster Munch of choice.

Solid gold facts

 

[big ron]

I’ve started on the wine

I’m 2 bumps in

 

[big ron]

I’d go get some booze but I just cant be fucked

 

[Lucille]

I’m making a pot of COFFEE, and holding off the booze until Sunderland or whatever it’s called now announces.

 

[Jocasta Clun]

HI GIRLS

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I’m 2 bumps in

I’d been to the pub and had 3 ciders before too

 

[Suedehead]

Oh come on FLAMING HOT is the Monster Munch of choice.

INCORRECT
I do like flaming hot and imma letyoudinish

but pickled onion is in a different league altogether

 

[Lucille]

Here’s Diane looking poignant on a gay bench.

 

[Suedehead]

I’m making a pot of COFFEE, and holding off the booze until Sunderland or whatever it’s called now announces.

Well Mr Suede is asleep
“I’m just resting my eyes”
After a couple of my admittedly lethal French 75s

I’m waking him up at 22:00 when the TV volume goes up to Twelvety

 

[Suedehead]

I’d go get some booze but I just cant be fucked

Get it ordered from Uber Ears or whatever
I may have to do that
I’m running dangerously low on GIN

 

[GNL]

Here’s Diane looking poignant on a gay bench.

Glad to be reminded that this election began with this queen's triumph over mendacity Crack open an M&S Mojito, Di, you've done well.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hoping the best for you girls, because we on the other side are DOOMED

 

[Madison]

Here are a few selected ministers and ex-ministers ranked by how unsafe their seat was in the YouGov MRP:

Chalk - 465th safest Tory
Hunt - 334
Keegan - 304
Shapps - 301
Davies - 209
Mercer - 205
Frazer - 201
Hart - 189
Holden - 167
Tomlinson - 166
Rees-Mogg* - 163
Prentis - 160
Donelan - 159
Mordaunt - 153
Harper - 144
McVey - 142
Stride - 132
Truss* - 90
Trott - 62
Cleverly - 58
Coutinho - 54
Mitchell - 47
Glen - 37
Barclay - 32
Sunak - 26
Tugenhat - 24
Dowden - 15
Atkins - 9
Badenoch - 4

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who the fuck is Chalk?

 

[Madison]

Who the fuck is Chalk?

Secretary of State for Justice and Lord Chancellor

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How have I managed to never hear of the new Dominic Raab?

I mean, other than the fact he's clearly not as fuckable as Raab

 

[AGinAg (37)]

20 mins girls!