UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[octophone]

Reform in double figures? Fuck that.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SNP 10! I didn't think it would go nearly that low

 

[Soldi]

 

[Madison]

Who’s the 19th other? Corbyn?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10 for the SNP!

 

[Suedehead]

Ugh, 13 for Reform. Had better be unlucky for those fuckers.

Yeah I’m quite concerned about that

 

[ILL ADVISED]

SNP won’t be that low and Reform won’t be that high

 

[rhythmbandit]

I'm glad my hunch of Reform getting over 100 seats turned out to nothing.

Hopefully.

 

[Madison]

I’m going to need more pens.

 

[octophone]

I'm pretty disgusted that the Tories are looking at 131 - we may not see as many of the Portillo moments that we were hoping for.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Kate]

Keith has not done anything “extraordinary”, Laura, he’s just NOT THE TORIES! Ugh. Anyway

 

[Madison]

It’s a bit of a miss for the MRP polls. Didn’t YouGov give a 99% chance of beating Blair’s 418?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The way I've been smug about Scottish voting and we're going to vote in a bunch of Tories.

 

[octophone]

It’s a bit of a miss for the MRP polls. Didn’t YouGov give a 99% chance of beating Blair’s 418?

Yes, the polls are looking really quite poor. I was hoping for the Tories to have 70-80 seats at maximum.

 

[dmlaw]

The way I've been smug about Scottish voting and we're going to vote in a bunch of Tories.

At this rate, we’re going to have to declare independence.

 

[Tisch]

Who’s the 19th other? Corbyn?

18 NI seats and the Speaker?

 

[Madison]

18 NI seats and the Speaker?

Ah, of course. Thanks!

 

[ButterTart]

I'm pretty disgusted that the Tories are looking at 131 - we may not see as many of the Portillo moments that we were hoping for.

It’s still a horrific outcome for them, just not quite as horrific as we all hoped.

 

[auretz]

Reform 13 is very disturbing also disappointing the Tories have managed triple figures. Hopefully the exit poll hasn’t been able to handle the widespread tactical voting this time. From a personal point of view, 61 Lib Dem makes it very likely that my constituency will not have a Tory MP for the first time in almost 200 years

 

[Madison]

At this time of the night, we raise a glass to the departed Huw Edwards.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Labour seat prediction consistent with getting about the same vote share as Corbyn 2017.

SUCH DISCOURSE POTENTIAL

 

[Kate]

Big Ange and her big brolly!

 

[octophone]

Channel 4 already saying that it's a bad result for Labour! It's just been described as a "loveless landslide"!

 

[Madison]

I bet it’s not even raining.

 

[Tisch]

Ah, of course. Thanks!

Which would mean Corbyn and Faiza haven't done it...

 

[GNL]

Is Laura Kuenssberg wearing Liz Truss' day collar?

 

[octophone]

Dorries already losing it.

 

[Lucille]

Nadine already getting SHIRTY!

 

[Tisch]

Angie Rayner seeming a bit LOBOTOMISED. Clearly saving her energy for the 24hr rave later

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What will she be like by midnight!?

 

[ButterTart]

Get that mug of Drambuie away from her.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SEXIST!

 

[Lucille]

What did he say I missed it?

 

[Madison]

Which would mean Corbyn and Faiza haven't done it...

Faiza may yet achieve her goal of keeping IDS in.

 

[octophone]

Fuck me, Alastair Campbell has just told Dorries to "get over Boris Johnson" and she is PRICKLY.

 

[GNL]

Angie Rayner seeming a bit LOBOTOMISED. Clearly saving her energy for the 24hr rave later

But what kind of chickens will her chickens be?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Faiza may yet achieve her goal of keeping IDS in.

Oh BOG OFF

 

[Shoat]

I think the BBC are winning my vote tonight

Kuenssberg is usually a no, but TELEVISED DEAD AND DESPONDENT Steve Baker? YES PLEASE

 

[Kate]

Well this is already annoying that we’re not all watching the same channel.