UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[AGinAg (37)]

That is the lowest ever Tory result.

 

[Madison]

Imagine if he doesn’t make Murray Scottish Secretary.

 

[octophone]

That is the lowest ever Tory result.

I'm terribly sorry, I've ju....oh, sorry, I've done that one already.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Lynn Flynn's husband in danger however.

Scotland is being WEIRD. I don't like it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is there detailed exit poll info anywhere?

 

[win_the_game]

IAN

 

[Lucille]

Are the only Tory gains going to be in SCOTLAND?

 

[Jark]

Reform go from 3 to 13 seats between the last YouGov poll and the exit poll?

I said a few days ago shy Reform voters would be a big thing. they were always going to be underestimated in the polls.

 

[Madison]

Is there detailed exit poll info anywhere?

There usually isn’t.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Nadine Dorries "Tony Blair had a massive one"

 

[octophone]

Are the only Tory gains going to be in SCOTLAND?

I mean, how fucking embarrassing is that going to be?

 

[Madison]

How save is Stephen Flynn in Aberdeen South?

 

[Suedehead]

Bye bye cunts

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I mean, how fucking embarrassing is that going to be?

I'll not be able to show my face in the politics forum again

 

[Suedehead]

So happy those fuckers are out

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Good night for the Lib Dems. Shame Greens couldn't scrape a couple more.

 

[Tisch]

Getting a bit bored now. When's the first song on?

 

[dmlaw]

Are the only Tory gains going to be in SCOTLAND?

I guess it might be possible to argue that Scotland will have lower Reform percentages, because they’re cunt enough to vote for the Tories but not to go full cunt.

 

[funky]

Lynn Flynn's husband in danger however.

Scotland is being WEIRD. I don't like it.

Scotland results generally odd. BBC expressing caution for those numbers but Sturgeoun tweeting that it looks right? Hmmm…

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Nadine Dorries is an annoying gobshite

 

[Suedehead]

Getting a bit bored now. When's the first song on?

Hung up On Tokischa out now

 

[VoR]

That means Dan Jarvis loses his seat.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Getting a bit bored now. When's the first song on?

Within the hour. Then it's dribs and drabs until about 12.30

 

[Soldi]

Oh I see Queen Nic is on ITV

 

[dmlaw]

Nadine Dorries "Tony Blair had a massive one"

Oh, who hasn’t she fucked?

 

[Lucille]

 

[Tisch]

Scotland results generally odd. BBC expressing caution for those numbers but Sturgeoun tweeting that it looks right? Hmmm…

It's her personal politics isn't it? The SNP having a mare because she's left the helm, so of course it seems right to her while she's sitting back getting the dildo out in her caravan.

 

[VoR]

Unsurprisingly, the two projected Green seats are in Brighton Pavillion and Bristol Central, meaning Thangnam is likely out.

 

[Lucille]

Exit poll showing Labour DOWN in London

 

[Madison]

They should bring back that flying laser thing from Election 97

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can't wait for Thangham Debbonaire to lose her seat though

 

[win_the_game]

How save is Stephen Flynn in Aberdeen South?

He won with 44% to the Tories 35% last time around.

It may be the case with a number of SNP seats that a drop in support in the rural areas or the North East coast where the oil industry is based, could see the Tories pick up seats.

 

[funky]

Labour losing seats to Greens and Reform while simultaneously wiping out the Tory majority by a significant amount is a really barmy electoral map

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He won with 44% to the Tories 35% last time around.

It may be the case with a number of SNP seats that a drop in support in the rural areas or the North East coast where the oil industry is based, could see the Tories pick up seats.

I imagine the boundary changes will have harmed him too.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Labour down in Wales too

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Labour losing seats to Greens and Reform while simultaneously wiping out the Tory majority by a significant amount is a really barmy electoral map

It was always a mixed one. It was always an anti-Tory election whatever way possible.

 

[octophone]

Hazel Grove going Lib Dem - @Madison what do you think?

 

[octophone]

I imagine the boundary changes will have harmed him too.

What a coincidence....

 

[Shoat]

FUCK YOU BEACONSFIELD

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What a coincidence....

Nah, they're independently drawn. The problem is and will always be fptp