UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[ILL ADVISED]

Any news on turnout yet?

 

[Tisch]

I'm not impressed with the BBC graphics and presentation so far girls. It's not very SEXY is it. It's giving Fox News

The projection on the side of W1A just isn't it what happened to beaming faces onto Big Ben?

 

[GNL]

Okay I switched over to C4 to escape Wes Streeting's horrifying puppet face, but Rory Stewart appears to be having a very polite aneurism.

 

[dmlaw]

What's the exit poll saying about Farage?

He’s going to spend every Friday night for the next five years in Clacton.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

No results after 68 minutes! Very poor

 

[VoR]

Andrea Leadsom's drawn on her eyebrows extra high to reflect this shocking result...

 

[Kate]

did "nation state" mean what I think it did?

It's about as meaningful as "sovereignty" with THAT LOT, i.e. FUCK KNOWS

 

[funky]

I'm switching over to C4 now but I don't think I can handle a night of argument-baiting and pandering to this Reform youth movement. I'll be switching back to the calmer BBC soon enough I expect.

*old*

 

[lolly]

Leadsom ALMOST MAGNANIMOUS

 

[Kate]

It’s ok, he runs a commercial property investment and fund management company, which I think means he’s a slum landlord. Very much their sort of people.

Went to Rugby School and Cambridge. Classic working class hero!

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

Fucking terrible results.

 

[dmlaw]

Why are the BBC saying that the racist comments by Farage’s canvassers were only allegedly made? They were fucking recorded.

 

[Slave]

Ben Spencer on Sky News looking close to tears.

Cry bitch.

 

[Kate]

Fucking terrible results.

Do you secretly frig yourself silly to Farage, Mary?

 

[funky]

Oh is that Mhairi Black? I fucking love her. Even though she clearly hates the English

 

[ZenGiraffe]

RESULT!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Lovely graphics beautiful graphics

 

[Madison]

Bridget Phillipson has all the power.

 

[funky]

Ooh a result. Need to see the swings!

 

[octophone]

Leadsom still running with the tax lie! What a tit!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Reform second by quite the margin!

 

[Lucille]

Fucking terrible results.

Oh the Chlamydia test is in?

 

[dmlaw]

Big second place for Reform. That’s…not great.

 

[win_the_game]

51% turnout is pretty dismal.

 

[Marina Salty]

wow that's a shocking first result

 

[Lucille]

Big second place for Reform. That’s…not great.

 

[Lucille]

The Karen Bob on this one!

 

[octophone]

That Reform vote is really shocking.

 

[octophone]

The Karen Bob on this one!

What Rachel Reeves wants, she gets.

 

[Jark]

That Reform vote is really shocking.

will be replicated nationwide

 

[Tisch]

Big swing to Reform!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Fuck!! Reform can fuck off

19 down for tories. Ouch

 

[funky]

Reform are taking power in 2029 aren't they?

Watch Labour and the UK walk into it completely blindly despite what's happening across Europe.

Yikes.

 

[Madison]

Why is the swingmeter showing Reform? The Tories were second here last time.

 

[GNL]

Congrats to Nicola Murray on winning Sunderland.

 

[Lucille]

Reform are taking power in 2029 aren't they?

Oh don’t be DRAMATIC!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Reform second in Sunderland. It's like watching Eurovision and some maudlin Georgian entry is smashing the jury vote.

 

[octophone]

Fuck's sake, you'd think she's won an OSCAR.

 

[Iguana]

Jacob Rees Mogg with Maggie and Churchill in the photo frame behind him.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

At least Lynn Flynn will have more time with her husband