UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[ButterTart]

I thought it was the ket but everything really is BASIC

Channel 4 was unwatchable - it was like watching an 80s chat show except every guest was Grace Jones or Oliver Reed.

And they had the audacity to wheel the remains of Ann Widdecombe out, looking more like a punctured testicle dressed as a Christian than ever.

 

[funky]

Washington has an MP? I knew Americans wanted a king again but didn't realise they'd already rejoined!

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE THAT JOKE

 

[jivafox]

Hope they find Nadine during this dreadful gogglebox interlude.

The people around you
won't tell you how it is
Don't you think it's gone on long enough?
Take a look at yourself
Get out of the car
You know it's time
you've got to let it go

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Channel 4 was unwatchable - it was like watching an 80s chat show except every guest was Grace Jones or Oliver Reed.

And they had the audacity to wheel the remains of Ann Widdecombe out, looking more like a punctured testicle dressed as a Christian than ever.

This is definitely the vibe

 

[octophone]

, looking more like a punctured testicle dressed as a Christian than ever.

Ahahahaha!

 

[Lucille]

Oh thank god that’s over.

 

[Kate]

Another count MISSED!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE THAT JOKE

Haste, dear funky, haste!

 

[octophone]

Fuck sake, stop skipping counts! There's fuck all happening!

 

[VoR]

My pizza's arrived

Did I miss a call after Swindon South?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Washington and Gateshead South - Labour Hold

Reform second

 

[Tisch]

There's been 5 apparently! We've only seen 3 no? FLOP COVERAGE!

 

[dmlaw]

My pizza's arrived

Did I miss a call after Swindon South?

The BBC missed it too. Another North East place with Reform in second place.

 

[Indie]

Yeah missing counts is not on. Are Sky doing any better?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh my, there are new people on the C4 panel, including Carol Voredeman.

Centrist dads need something to jizz over I guess

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[Lucille]

SHOW ME THE COUNTS!

 

[ButterTart]

Right, I'm confused. Who's declared so far?

 

[lolly]

 

[Kate]

Right, I'm confused. Who's declared so far?

4 x Geordie-adjacent areas + Swindon.

 

[Indie]

Right, I'm confused. Who's declared so far?

South Badgerby
East Cringle
Stufferton and Wengton
Cheadle
City of Chizz

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Why aren’t they showing the swings and plusses and minuses

Infuriating

Who is this boring cunt on bbc now?

 

[big ron]

Fuck it I'm having some more ket

 

[dmlaw]

South Badgerby
East Cringle
Stufferton and Wengton
Cheadle
City of Chizz

Can’t believe the swing to the Re-Rewind and the crowd say Bo Selecta Party in Stufferton and Wengton.

 

[Lucille]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Right, I'm confused. Who's declared so far?

Your mum

 

[ButterTart]

South Badgerby
East Cringle
Stufferton and Wengton
Cheadle
City of Chizz

You had me going until 'Cheadle'. Silly, made up name.

 

[Kate]

Moopmeet Chizz soon pls.

 

[Jark]

Sadiq is still quite handsome isn't he

why has he never been touted as a possible leader? he seems very rounded to me, and quite charismatic

 

[big ron]

Pretty sure I've fingered a girl from East Cringle

 

[Kate]

why has he never been touted as a possible leader? he seems very rounded to me, and quite charismatic

MUSLIMIST INNIT!

 

[big ron]

why has he never been touted as a possible leader? he seems very rounded to me, and quite charismatic

BROWN?

 

[VoR]

Buckland firing all cylinders against Suella in this BBC interview

 

[ZenGiraffe]

why has he never been touted as a possible leader? he seems very rounded to me, and quite charismatic

He isn't eligible whilst London Mayor, and with Labour doing so shit it made sense for him to stay there

 

[GNL]

Carole Vorderman on C4!

 

[dmlaw]

With 5 seats declared, we have just passed the total number of posts in the General Election 2019 results thread. Moopy in rude health.

 

[ButterTart]

Your mum

Exit polls say it's unbelievably tight.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Carole Vorderman on C4!

Also Mr Iceland

 

[Lucille]

Carol klaxon!

 

[VoR]

"Writing op-eds saying it was over before the votes had even been cast...Spectacularly unprofessional"

Get her Jade!