UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[ZenGiraffe]

Corbyn looks much better without any red

 

[octophone]

Vodka or IPA...?

IPA, I'm planning on being at this until at least Sunak's seat.

 

[GNL]

Also Mr Iceland

EVIL.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm sorry, but Vordeman is INSUFFERABLE now that she's discovered politics.

GO BACK TO MATHS, DEAR FUNKY, MATHS

 

[funky]

I'm on my second VERY LARGE vodka.

Passion Fruit Absolut, no less

Apologising now for (more) typos (than usual) in an hour or so.

 

[dmlaw]

The thing is, Robert, that much of this is your fucking fault. You can’t be a shit whilst in office and then make a passionate anti-shit stand after you’ve been booted out.

 

[big ron]

"Writing op-eds saying it was over before the votes had even been cast...Spectacularly unprofessional"

Get her Jade!

Scathing

 

[big ron]

Bald men fighting over a comb was my personal favourite

 

[octophone]

Why do I get the feeling that Myrie's earpiece is flickering in-and-out of use?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Carol

 

[Tisch]

The Reform Candidate in Newcastle Central coming second but "ill" and unable to attend. One or their famous Derbyshire fake candidates?

 

[GNL]

This off-brand Chris Packham is enjoying his Brat summer.

 

[big ron]

The Reform Candidate in Newcastle Central coming second but "ill" and unable to attend. One or their famous Derbyshire fake candidates?

He's probably just had a funny turn

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[ILL ADVISED]

Newcastle Central - Labour hold

Reform second

Labour down 14 % and 12% swing to reform

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Having Mr Iceland as one of your surrogates should be a major red flag. It's despicable.

 

[Lucille]

Girls how do I hang on until the 2am POWER HOUR?

 

[octophone]

It's freaking me out them showing a swing from Labour to Reform.

 

[Tisch]

He's probably just had a funny turn

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Apologies to this man! He quite clearly exists, but is just dead already

 

[octophone]

He's probably just had a funny turn

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That happens when you've been dead for 3 years.

 

[Lucille]

Give me a result I’m so tired!

 

[octophone]

Apologies to this man! He quite clearly exists, but is just dead already

Dammit! Too slow!

 

[dmlaw]

Girls how do I hang on until the 2am POWER HOUR?

Amphetamines.

 

[Kate]

What is this Mr Iceland chat pls?

 

[Lucille]

Why are they not broadcasting any of these?

 

[dmlaw]

Why are they not broadcasting any of these?

They did broadcast that one.

 

[octophone]

Why are they not broadcasting any of these?

They just did!

 

[Lucille]

Not on C4!

 

[win_the_game]

Girls how do I hang on until the 2am POWER HOUR?

This just doesn't have the fast pacing of Sanremo does it?

 

[Kate]

The BBC actually managed that one!

 

[Jark]

Jeremy Vine jerking his arms around like a fucking puppet on strings. I can't STAND TO WATCH

 

[octophone]

I really don't like Jeremy Vine.

 

[big ron]

ffs I'd dipped over to C4

 

[dmlaw]

Not on C4!

 

[Kate]

Everyone prefers his brother. Get him on instead

 

[Tisch]

The graphics are genuinely giving me motion sickness, they're HORRIBLE

 

[octophone]

IT's amazing how much of The Day Today came true when it came to the graphics.

 

[funky]

BBC doing a very good job of explaining the Labour gains, and it really isn't all to do with Reform.

 

[VoR]

We should start seeing more Green and Lib Dem second places once we start getting votes from outside heavily leave-voting constituencies.

 

[big ron]

CMON JEZZZZZZZZ

 

[Kate]

OHHHHHH JEREMY CORBYN