UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[ZenGiraffe]

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[big ron]

Oh I have a watermelon syrup. I'll try that first off

That sounds rather nice

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Aren’t we due Basildon and Billericay by now?

 

[Lucille]

Aren’t we due Basildon and Billericay by now?

I’ll take ANYTHING at this point!

 

[Lucille]

Rachel looking at the camera like it’s a 10 inch dick.

 

[Kate]

WONKY BOB ALERT

 

[Indie]

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING RESULTS

 

[lolly]

Who was it here who said she looked like Marcella Detroit?

I can't unsee it now, you cunt

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Only one gain so far!

 

[Madison]

Harrogate Lib Dem gain

 

[Kate]

Her fringe has a life of its own.

 

[Indie]

We've just had another result entirely unreported by the BBC. South Shields HOLD for Labour

 

[Jark]

I can't think of anything but "FOR GOD'S SAKE. FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!" when I see Rachel Reeves. she's very evil and also despicably dull. slight Trunchbull vibes.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

10 declared now? Have we seen them all?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Lucille]

Who was it here who said she looked like Marcella Detroit?

I can't unsee it now, you cunt

Mis-read this as Marcella Bella!

 

[Kate]

FFS BBC!

 

[VoR]

If this BBC interview gets any more passive aggressive, Rachel Reeves' bob is going to leap off her head and start devouring Laura Kuenssberg's face like something from a Ridley Scott movie.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Harrogate Lib Dem gain

Why isn’t it being reported on bbc??

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[big ron]

BRING OUT THE FUDGE

 

[GNL]

Wes Streeting barricading the loos in preparation

 

[Lucille]

Harrogate Lib Dem gain

Why are they not showing this! OUTRAGEOUS!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[GNL]

I'm at the level of drunk that I've just had a conversation about how CAMP the concept of wearing a rosette is.

 

[big ron]

GWAN HARROGATE

 

[lolly]

 

[big ron]

Thats fucking amazing

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Was Harrogate expected?

 

[Lucille]

Playing Marcella Bella instead of suffering any more chit-chat from Rachel Reeves whilst the BBC neglects actual exciting results.

 

[Madison]

Was Harrogate expected?

Yes.

 

[Kate]

I do like how Clive introduces himself every time he speaks to someone.

 

[big ron]

Was Harrogate expected?

If only there was some live political discourse I could watch to find out

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Playing Marcella Bella instead of suffering any more chit-chat from Rachel Reeves whilst the BBC neglects actual exciting results.

I mean it's not much different from watching a REGORM GAIN is it?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Oh it’s not about Reform. So not worth reporting on

Get off my screen Rachel Reeves

 

[octophone]

I trust Rachel Reeves as much as I trust an infestation of locusts to just leave when asked politely

 

[VoR]

 

[lolly]

SHUT THIS BLOODY WOMAN UP

 

[Jark]

"actually, Clive, that's not the truth..."

 

[octophone]

I do like how Clive introduces himself every time he speaks to someone.

He's a naturally polite man. Makes him perfect for dealing with people who get 4 points for their specialist subject on Mastermind.