UK General Election 2024 - Results Day (1 Viewer)

[octophone]

I think Darlington is the first seat where Tory voters going Reform has cost them the seat. They’ll be unbearable about that, no doubt.

...and again in Nuneaton!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

4 is now SAFE!

NO IT FUCKING ISN'T.

DOUGLAS ROSS

 

[lolly]

Was that 71% turnout in Stroud the highest so far? And it would still be down 7% on 2019.

 

[Lucille]

NO IT FUCKING ISN'T.

DOUGLAS ROSS

Looking like a Poundland Russel Tovey.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is excruciating

 

[ILL ADVISED]

20 votes in it in Basildon!!

 

[VoR]

 

[octophone]

20 votes in it in Basildon!!

 

[GNL]

ITV predicting Lib Dems will win “Dorest Mid”.

All of Dorset is mid.

You will NEVER be Cornwall.

 

[lolly]

I've always had a soft spot for Dame Margaret Hodge

 

[octophone]

I've always had a soft spot for Dame Margaret Hodge

She does seem inherently lovely, doesn't she?

 

[octophone]

Lee Cain - WANK.

 

[lolly]

Do you know, I've had a bowl of cheap Lidl cereal and think I've had a SECOND WIND

 

[dmlaw]

Uh oh. Barnsley.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I am thoroughly enjoying Emily Maitlis wearing her emotions on her face

 

[Indie]

LIB DEMS GAIN EASTLEIGH

not a shock, i don't think

 

[Lucille]

I am thoroughly enjoying Emily Maitlis wearing her emotions on her face

Had it. OFFICIALLY!

 

[VoR]

Dan Jarvis holds Barnsley North after all!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Oh my god an actual live declaration

 

[lolly]

I am thoroughly enjoying Emily Maitlis wearing her emotions on her face

She's my favourite presenter of the night. Shame she's on 4 though.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh the uneven bob is getting her votes!

 

[big ron]

Wall to wall declarations

 

[dmlaw]

Jarvis holds by quite a lot. Looking like the exit poll may have been overestimating Reform.

 

[Kate]

PHEW!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

LIB DEMS GAIN EASTLEIGH

not a shock, i don't think

Still thrilled. It’s an old safe one of theirs

 

[ZenGiraffe]

That sounded small for a cabinet mp

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Wall to wall declarations

Finally!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

That sounded small for a cabinet mp

Yeah. Pretty low. Vote must be DOWN?

 

[lolly]

Sorry, I really DON'T NEED to hear her speech

 

[Lucille]

For a second I thought Rachel had NO TOP underneath that blazer.

 

[dmlaw]

That sounded small for a cabinet mp

Still well over 50% of the people who bothered to turn out.

 

[Indie]

Rachel Reeves smashing Leeds West, unsurprisingly.

 

[octophone]

Oh the uneven bob is getting her votes!

I have an album by Uneven Bob in the attic.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

For a second I thought Rachel had NO TOP underneath that blazer.

A nude illusion and an asymmetric bob. WHEN WILL YOUR FAVE

 

[Kate]

It must be an honour to represent Pudsey Bear.

 

[GNL]

The people long for a cunty bob.

 

[octophone]

I already dislike Rachel Reeves. I feel like I will absolutely fucking hate her by September.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Maitlis cutting her off at the point she dedicates her victory to her dead colleague.

Excellent. No notes.

 

[funky]

Sorry for my absence I was booking a holiday (I really shouldn't drink at home)

I know I'm stating the obvious but some of these counts for the Tories are truly CRUSHING

 

[ILL ADVISED]

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