UK General Election 2024 - Results Day (2 Viewers)

[octophone]

Not showing on BBC yet

That's quite TASTY

 

[dmlaw]

The people long for a cunty bob.

Go easy on her. Her hairdresser died a few weeks before the election.

 

[Indie]

LABOUR GAIN TELFORD

 

[lolly]

Just posting this in an attempt to allow me to reclaim Marcella Detroit

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I am thinking it’ll be 1-3 for Reform

 

[Indie]

but Tories hold Castle Point. Boo.

 

[Madison]

Status at 2AM:

 

[octophone]

Oh GOD, SHUT THE FUCK UP REEVES

 

[funky]

Labour need to stop saying that the people are "voting for change". This isn't 1997.

People are voting out of bitterness and desperation, and now Labour need to prove that they belong.

 

[Kate]

NEXT PLEASE

 

[octophone]

September now revised to the end of this month.

 

[GNL]

Even her victory speech is DEPRESSING. Cheer up love!

 

[lolly]

What is a Pudsey, please?

 

[Lucille]

Rachel Reeves pretending to be shocked when they ask her if she’ll be chancellor tomorrow.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Oh GOD, SHUT THE FUCK UP REEVES

She’s so unlikeable

Worse than Osbourne and Hunt!

 

[octophone]

Labour need to stop saying that the people are "voting for change". This isn't 1997.

People are voting out of bitterness and desperation, and now Labour need to prove that they belong.

DING DING DING

They need to understand the extent to which people have LENT them their vote.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Lab gain Bridgend

 

[octophone]

She’s so unlikeable

Worse than Osbourne and Hunt!

OK, calm down. I;d take Jeffrey Dahmer over Osbourne and Hunt.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Madison]

She’s so unlikeable

Worse than Osbourne and Hunt!

 

[dmlaw]

She’s so unlikeable

Worse than Osbourne and Hunt!

Oh, steady now. Reeves is quite irritating but she’s not in the same league as those monsters.

 

[Kate]

What is a Pudsey, please?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

But better than Kwarteng

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Indie]

Labour GAIN Blackpool South

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BRING BACK GORDON BROWN

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Oh, steady now. Reeves is quite irritating but she’s not in the same league as those monsters.

I know. I know. I’m being DRAMATIC

 

[octophone]

BRING BACK GORDON BROWN

SETTLE DOWN

 

[Lucille]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

SHOW US RESULTS

TALK ABOUT WHAT IT ALL MEANS TOMORROW!!

 

[Kate]

Southerners up North and a Northerner in Swindon. All very confusing

 

[Indie]

Labour GAIN Swindon North

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Where is this awful place??

 

[Indie]

Sky is smashing it with it's result vidiprinter

 

[octophone]

Labour GAIN Swindon North

Reform spliting the vote again. Fucking yaldi.

 

[lolly]

That is two Labour for Swindon, isn't it?

Still an ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLE mind you

 

[octophone]

Sky is smashing it with it's result vidiprinter

Well some of us are in Rishi's shoes and we don't have Sky.

 

[Kate]

Where is this awful place??

BLOODY ESSEX AGAIN!

 

[Lucille]

24% swing in Telford the biggest swing EVER.

 

[octophone]

That is two Labour for Swindon, isn't it?

Still an ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLE mind you

I mean literally - Swindon was Swinedun, Swine being pigshit, dun being 'pile'.