UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[jivafox]

 

[big ron]

babes

 

[dmlaw]

The Clacton count. Or Nigel, as I think he prefers.

 

[Lucille]

This is a VERY GOOD speech from Ed.

 

[Madison]

ITV updating their forecast

 

[Indie]

Labour GAIN all of Scunthorpe, Broxtowe, Dumbartonshire and Barrow

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Indie]

ITV updating their forecast

I actually forgot they exist

 

[jivafox]

Monster raving loony man looks ILL!

 

[Madison]

ITV updating their forecast

LAB 414
CON 130
LD 60
SNP 11
RUK 10

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Nicola Sturgeon says he's won

 

[octophone]

65 out of 650 seats declared.

 

[dmlaw]

Nicola Sturgeon says he's won

Yeah, but she also said that she paid for that motor home with her own money.

 

[funky]

I keep seeing Tory candidates not wearing their rosettes on stage...

 

[Indie]

65 out of 650 seats declared.

76 on sky

 

[jivafox]

This Channel 4 coverage is SHITE!!!

 

[Kate]

Pls I just want to see Jezza win and at least one big arsehole Tory lose and I can go to bed.

 

[funky]

This Channel 4 coverage is SHITE!!!

It really is awful! They have all the best guests but the coverage is a MESS!

 

[jivafox]

Ann Widdecombe to die on stage.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This Channel 4 coverage is SHITE!!!

It's all bad. What happened in the past 5 years?

 

[Lucille]

This Channel 4 coverage is SHITE!!!

Hate that they’re making me switch to BBC!

 

[Lucille]

Show me Jezza so I can cum and go to bed!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

WHY ARENT THEY SHOWING THE SWINGS AND SCORES

 

[Tetris-Rock]

I wish they would stop showing us BORING PREDICTABLE RESULTS and LONG SPEECHES from high profile Labour and Lib Dems and show us more Tories chewing their fingernails off.

 

[dmlaw]

Kuenssberg says things are about to get thick and fast. I didn’t realise that Dorries was going to be on the BBC.

 

[octophone]

"It's a night if a thousand stories". Mate. There are 650 seats.

 

[Kate]

No let's NOT GO BACK TO FUCKING CLACTON

 

[GNL]

Not a split screen between TWO Blackshirts. Vile!

 

[Indie]

Labour gain Bolsover.

Sadly not with Dennis Skinner.

 

[VoR]

Matt Hancock's old seat stays blue.

 

[Ellie]

The BBC footage of that Reform candidate in Boston looks like he’s only ever worn that suit before to make a court appearance.

 

[octophone]

No let's NOT GO BACK TO FUCKING CLACTON

It;s enough to make you sing "Everyday Is Like Sunday"

 

[jivafox]

I love that these rich Reform cunts have to DWELL in these ropey leisure centres

 

[Lucille]

Keir’s hair looks good I’ll give him that!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Keith's vote is being announced

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Love a FLYING BRICK

 

[Kate]

'MON ELMO

 

[Slave]

My takeaway from all the channels is that they’ve overbooked commentators and guests. I get that they need them for the first few hours when there’s just the exit poll and a few early results. But it’s getting to the point now where a core panel is enough.

Basically, less guests, most Tory humiliation clips.

 

[jivafox]

A little PORKY.

 

[octophone]

Who;s the cunt in the Elmo suit?