UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[Indie]

Labour take Harlow, overturning 14k
Labour take Thurrock, overturning 11k

 

[ManicKangaroo]

NICK THE INCREDIBLE FLYING BRICK

 

[Indie]

Lib Dems take Chelmsford, overturning 17k

 

[GNL]

NICK THE INCREDIBLE FLYING BRICK

The returning officer has HAD IT with his shit.

 

[jivafox]

She did not have that wash and BLOW DRY to be interrupted by ANYONE!!

 

[big ron]

Who;s the cunt in the Elmo suit?

Dunno but 19 people voted for him

 

[Kate]

Feinstein did alright!

 

[win_the_game]

Only 19 votes for Elmo.

 

[Indie]

NICK THE INCREDIBLE FLYING BRICK

Oh he's a perennial candidate. Probably second in the party behind Howling Laud Hope

 

[lolly]

Feinstein did alright!

What's the story there?

 

[octophone]

19 votes for Elmo!

 

[dmlaw]

We don’t need the full result from Starmer’s seat when there are quite so many lunatics standing against him.

 

[lolly]

54% turnout in his constituency. How inspiring.

 

[Lucille]

Feinstein a pro-Gaza activist.

 

[Soldi]

Labour win back Bolsover

 

[Lucille]

The fact his seat stretches from Holborn to Hampstead is wild.

 

[dmlaw]

Of course, we’re getting his speech.

 

[octophone]

54% turnout in his constituency. How inspiring.

That is absolutely terrible for a party leader.

 

[jivafox]

The BBC showing the LAB to IND SWING during his speech

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is this the first time Kier has ever shown genuine emotion!?

 

[octophone]

Go on, tell us your dad was a fucking toolmaker, you tool.

 

[Lucille]

Show us Islington North!

 

[Kate]

Feinstein a pro-Gaza activist.

And Jewish Corbyn ally.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Who the fuck lives in Holborn? Let’s be honest…

 

[Lucille]

Is this the first time Kier has ever shown genuine emotion!?

First time since he LEERED at Allison Bailey!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Down 10,000

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Is this the first time Kier has ever shown genuine emotion!?

Nah, this isn’t genuine emotion…

 

[Slave]

Elmo leaning menacingly towards Keir Starmer

 

[jivafox]

Oh shut up

 

[jivafox]

Camden used to be COOL!

 

[Indie]

Down 10,000

They have lost 17000 voters in the boundary refresh, though.

 

[octophone]

Oh shut the total fuck up.

 

[Lucille]

Who the fuck lives in Holborn? Let’s be honest…

I did a job for Anish Kapoor who has a house there, none of his art world friends would visit him there because they thought it was too DOWNMARKET!

 

[Kate]

YAWN

 

[Indie]

Conservatives hold Epping Forest.

At this rate they'll be an Essex regional party.

 

[big ron]

Yawn, but I am looking forward to politics not being like Love Island again

 

[Slave]

-17.3% for Keir Starmer. What a triumph.

 

[dmlaw]

At least this should be the last Labour win where they have to show the whole speech.

 

[lolly]

Who is the (other) Tory woman on BBC?

 

[Lucille]

Conservatives hold Epping Forest.

At this rate they'll be an Essex regional party.

We need to stop Essex until we figure out what the fuck is going on there.