UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[win_the_game]

I was going to make a joke about this if I could be arsed to remember the name of his alias

Michael Green!

 

[big ron]

BOOOOOOOO

 

[Kate]

IDS 172?! SHURELY SHOME MISHTAKE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Amazing scenes. Entirely self inflicted on Labour

 

[ILL ADVISED]

So IDS held the seat. Wow

 

[Lucille]

Faiza could’ve won that! No wonder she looked PISSED!

 

[Kate]

YUCK!

 

[dmlaw]

IDS really should give Faiza a job after that.

 

[octophone]

Fuck IDS but totally self-inflicted by Labour

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Labour are such cunts

 

[funky]

How the fuck did IDS of all people survive?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How the fuck did IDS of all people survive?

Labour played silly buggers

 

[Indie]

Feeling a bit nervous now

Leicester East and IDS's seat were both supposed to be Labour according to Exit poll

 

[funky]

Labour played silly buggers

what happened?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

what happened?

They deselected Fazia for liking green tweets and other spurious reasons

 

[funky]

Ah yes. I didn't realise that was IDS. Fuck Labour for that mistake.

 

[Lucille]

what happened?

They sacked Faiza right before the election. Her and Labour got a combined vote of 28000.

 

[jivafox]

Stupid cunts

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Is the SNP result going to be worse??

 

[octophone]

These are the results Labour need to pay attention to.

 

[dmlaw]

They deselected Fazia for liking green tweets and other spurious reasons

She deserved to be deselected. This is on her, not on the party.

 

[Lucille]

Feeling a bit nervous now

Leicester East and IDS's seat were both supposed to be Labour according to Exit poll

IDS’s seat is a VERY specific circumstance.

 

[funky]

Lothian East a 16% swing from SNP to Labour

 

[big ron]

They deselected Fazia for liking green tweets and other spurious reasons

Hopefully this will be a lesson

 

[ZenGiraffe]

She deserved to be deselected. This is on her, not on the party.

She fucking did not.

 

[Kate]

Why are we still waiting for Islington North

 

[jivafox]

We don't need to see Grant cry!

 

[octophone]

She deserved to be deselected. This is on her, not on the party.

Completely disagree.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Douglas Alexander BACK - but where’s his big sister Wendy these days?!

 

[Slave]

Lord. Here comes Farage. This is definitely the toilet break moment of the coverage so far.

 

[Lucille]

We don't need to see Grant cry!

I DO!

 

[Kate]

She deserved to be deselected. This is on her, not on the party.

I WHOLLY DISAGREE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Centrists blaming Fazia are the worst of us.

 

[Lucille]

Why is Basildon having a PRAYER CIRCLE?!?

 

[big ron]

She deserved to be deselected. This is on her, not on the party.

 

[VoR]

Feeling a bit nervous now

Leicester East and IDS's seat were both supposed to be Labour according to Exit poll

Looks like the exit polls underestimated the impact of tactical voting considerably.

 

[dmlaw]

She fucking did not.

Her campaigning was repellent and she was supporting other parties. That’s a slam dunk deselection.

 

[octophone]

Let's not fight among ourselves. Let's focus on the common enemy. The People's Front Of Judea.

 

[Indie]

Labour gaining Hexham is good though. Another one that hasn't been Labour for a very, very long time.

 

[Lucille]

Her campaigning was repellent and she was supporting other parties. That’s a slam dunk deselection.

Wasn’t repellent to 14000 people!