UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[Indie]

BASILDON ALERT

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Miriam Cates has gone!!

 

[octophone]

Oh, here we go - the pitch does indeed begin.

 

[big ron]

She's not very good at speaking at length is she?

 

[GNL]

Okay I know I was going to bed but THRILLED by the win for the HINGED half of the Green leadership job share. Queen!

 

[octophone]

Miriam Cates has gone!!

Fucking YES!

 

[Madison]

KEEGAN GONE

 

[funky]

I predict Suella will become leader and the Tories will be wiped out by Reform at the next bi-elections.

Unfortunately I've been right about Cameron, Corbyn, Boris and Truss so far, so this isn't a great prediction by any means.

 

[dmlaw]

Miriam Cates has gone!!

Amazing. After the night was just starting to go downhill with Farage, Braverman and the like.

 

[Madison]

Don’t show us IDS - you haven’t shown us Basildon, Bristol or Tottenham

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Holden sneaked in

 

[ILL ADVISED]

HOLDEN HOLDS on

 

[Indie]

Oh fuck off Richard Tice

 

[VoR]

IDS has such SINISTER energy. All he's missing is a hairless cat.

 

[cwej]

Waited four hours for Basildon and their sound fucks up.

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, fuck IDS in every conceivable way.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Holy fucking shit

 

[FetchFugly]

IDS sounding much too pleased with himself.

 

[octophone]

Christ, IDS is such a fucking wank

 

[Madison]

They need to ditch this exit poll percentage estimates for each seat - too many of them have been bollocks.

 

[Madison]

Tice won in Boston

 

[big ron]

Tice won in Boston

 

[octophone]

Is IDS PISSED?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Looks like has skin cancer.

Not saying good, but...

 

[jivafox]

Dirty suit!

 

[funky]

BBC's forecast is interesting. Only 6 seats for SNP and 4 for Reform. Labour down on exits and Tories up.

Something is AMISS.

 

[octophone]

What an arrogant cunt.

 

[Lucille]

Do you think Richard Tice had any idea Boston existed 6 months ago?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Slave]

Do you think Richard Tice had any idea Boston existed 6 months ago?

I didn’t know it existed until six minutes ago.

 

[Lucille]

Why do they keep insisting LTD company Reform had no money 6 months ago

 

[VoR]

Queen Diane re-elected in Hackey

 

[octophone]

Do you think Richard Tice had any idea Boston existed 6 months ago?

Totally - he does "More Than A feeling" at karaoke.

 

[big ron]

What time will this be official?

 

[Lucille]

Queen Diane re-elected in Hackey

Obviously but still.

 

[Indie]

Ah fuck. Robert Jenrick looks to have kept Newark. I was looking forward to that one.

 

[octophone]

What time will this be official?

It was estimated about 4.30am

 

[dmlaw]

Do you think Richard Tice had any idea Boston existed 6 months ago?

Of course. Big fan of the Celtics.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What time will this be official?

A while. Still over 100