UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[ILL ADVISED]

She’s done!!

 

[Indie]

MERCER GONE!

 

[Slave]

JOHNNY MERCER TROTTER HOLE PICS OUT.

 

[Madison]

Well, fuck Sky if incorrect.

Yep, Sky’s website now shows it as Labour gain

 

[octophone]

Jaysus, that was CLOSE. By PenPen! It'[s best for the long run - look at the fucking sludge that's left.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MERCER GONE!

His POOR HOOF and HOLE

 

[GNL]

Thrilled for @Sheena

 

[dmlaw]

Therese Coffey also GONE!

To the Lords, unfortunately.

 

[Lucille]

MERCER GONE!

Onlyfans it is!

 

[Suedehead]

Bye bye PenPen

 

[Madison]

MERCER GONE!

FUCK YES! Nasty man

 

[Slave]

Sky News are just groaning and gasping at this point

 

[ZenGiraffe]

JEZZA ON CHANNEL 4

 

[Suedehead]

PENNY MORDAUNT LOSES SEAT

 

[Lucille]

JEZZA ON C4 KLAXON!

 

[octophone]

I can't be too happy with Badenoch and Braverman surviving.

 

[Lucille]

Jezza looks RAT ARSED!

 

[Madison]

Lucy Frazer GONE (another cabinet minister)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Jezza looks RAT ARSED!

Can you blame him?

 

[Indie]

When is Steve Baker's constituency due?

 

[GNL]

Labour won Suffolk Coastal not the Greens but still, COFFEY OUT!

 

[dmlaw]

MERCER GONE!

I have to be honest. I DID insinuate that his wife was a prostitute in the Plymouth Herald comments section.

 

[Indie]

Lib Dem GAIN Glastonbury and all the associated drugs @big ron

 

[Lucille]

Can you blame him?

GOOD FOR HER!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have to be honest. I DID insinuate that his wife was a prostitute in the Plymouth Herald comments section.

Would you do it again?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

jenrick survived. Ugh

 

[AGinAg (37)]

GREENS GAIN SUFFOLK COASTAL!

 

[Madison]

Fuck you Brexit supporter Mordaunt

 

[Indie]

Labour won Suffolk Coastal not the Greens but still, COFFEY OUT!

WTF, it wasn't even close

I suppose that's the risk with trying to be first at reporting everything

 

[Madison]

Lies

 

[VoR]

PenPen looks to be on the verge of tears.

DELICIOUS

 

[octophone]

This has been an absolute shambles.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Harriet Harmen Vs Jeremy Corbyn is DELICIOUS

 

[Lucille]

Shut up Harriet.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's a Labour gain apparently

 

[jivafox]

Shut up Harriet.

Hope Jezza just flicks her the Vs and says "NIGHT!"

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Channel 4 should have been doing stuff like this all night!

 

[Madison]

Christ almighty - how did Andrew Rosindell stay in in ROMFORD

 

[dmlaw]

I think the problem is that we assumed that nearly all of the prominent Tories would go, so we can’t properly enjoy the ones that are getting shitcanned. That said, if Rees-Mogg survives, I’m setting something on fire.

 

[Indie]

This is now Moopy's second longest election night thread (after 2010)