UK General Election 2024 - Results Day (2 Viewers)

[VoR]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[funky]

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[big ron]

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Might get this as a tattoo

 

[dmlaw]

Not planning to ask Alec Salmond how Alba have done then, Laura?

 

[octophone]

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That's crushing. Just needed the Liberal Democrat to stand down.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Yvette Cooper SAFE

 

[octophone]

Fuck off Salmond. You could make women safer by keeping your fucking hands to yourself.

 

[big ron]

I was just about to moan about Manchester always letting the side down with its posh parts voting blue. Maybe not this time.

Alty is tory as fuck, especially with the Hale lot.

 

[VoR]

So we still have Rees-Mogg, Truss and Sunak to go. Who are the other big ones to watch out for?

Sadly I fear we may have peaked in terms of entertaining Tory scalps.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

My enduring memory of Pontefract is visiting my cousin’s pub as a child and watching a man fire a firework out of his arse in the car park.

 

[dmlaw]

So we still have Rees-Mogg, Truss and Sunak to go. Who are the other big ones to watch out for?

Sadly I fear we may have peaked in terms of entertaining Tory scalps.

Hunt still to be announced, I believe.

 

[VoR]

Rosie Duffield re-elected

 

[GNL]

The entire evil, posh, blonde HR team at my old job were from Altrincham. A very evil place. Lovely food market though.

 

[octophone]

Alty is tory as fuck, especially with the Hale lot.

"Must be from Hale" is standard joke in the Manc area, I;m led to believe.

 

[octophone]

Rosie Duffield re-elected

Sadly inevitable.

 

[Indie]

So we still have Rees-Mogg, Truss and Sunak to go. Who are the other big ones to watch out for?

Sadly I fear we may have peaked in terms of entertaining Tory scalps.

Jeremy Hunt

 

[GNL]

Rosie Duffield re-elected

Yes but there's a trans Labour MP now so she'll have a new and exciting reason to be too afraid to do literally any aspect of her job.

 

[VoR]

Sadly inevitable.

There was virtually no serious left-wing challenge to her.

 

[Shoat]

 

[Madison]

BBC Updated Forecast:

Lab - 410
Con - 144
LD - 58
SNP - 8
Plaid - 4
Reform UK - 4
Green - 2

 

[dmlaw]

Alty is tory as fuck, especially with the Hale lot.

As the fans of my football team like to sing, ‘Fred Talbot, he one of their own’.

 

[Lucille]

Can someone explain Altrincham in London terms? Is it Clapham?

 

[Madison]

Can someone explain Altrincham in London terms? Is it Clapham?

Hell no.

 

[VoR]

My constituency just announced. It's nice being in a Labour safe seat I guess, but it does take the edge off nights like these.

 

[Indie]

Labour HOLD Sheffield Hallam

Exit Poll predicted 97% Lib Dem gain

 

[octophone]

As the fans of my football team like to sing, ‘Fred Talbot, he one of their own’.

Fun fact - one of the lead witnesses in Fred Talbot's trial was Ian Brown of the Stone Roses.

 

[funky]

Me before this post:

Me after this post:

 

[Madison]

Can someone explain Altrincham in London terms? Is it Clapham?

Richmond maybe? Hampstead and Highgate?

 

[Indie]

Cons HOLD Isle of Wight East @Rachey

That's the island split between Labour and Tory.

 

[dmlaw]

Can someone explain Altrincham in London terms? Is it Clapham?

Does London have a wealthy bit that is definitely part of London but likes to pretend it’s from a posher county? That’s Altrincham.

 

[VoR]

My constituency just announced. It's nice being in a Labour safe seat I guess, but it does take the edge off nights like these.

That said, yay for the Greens coming (a distant) second here!

 

[funky]

"And the sun is starting to come up" - BBC

Fucking lightweight Londoners. It's been daylight here for about half an hour.

 

[funky]

Does London have a wealthy bit that is definitely part of London but likes to pretend it’s from a posher county? That’s Altrincham.

Hampstead.

 

[FetchFugly]

Broken swingometer.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

"And the sun is starting to come up" - BBC

Fucking lightweight Londoners. It's been daylight here for about half an hour.

Brave Londoners

 

[octophone]

Pretty much daylight here.

 

[Indie]

FUCK YES! Labour Gain York Outer

It's gone through a lot of changes over the years but it's basically been Tory since 1880ish.

 

[Lucille]

Hampstead.

There are about 25 areas that could be described as that, Hampstead is not one of them!