UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[ZenGiraffe]

Finally, Carla!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh shit daylight here too

 

[Indie]

Pretty much daylight here.

Yes, i just went for another beer and I was surprised to find it is not night.

 

[funky]

There are about 25 areas that could be described as that, Hampstead is not one of them!

I am very familiar with both areas and I disagree.

 

[VoR]

I really wish Sian Berry had run for one of the Green seats. I find her so much more impressive than Carla Denyer.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Amazing. This is exactly what needed to happen

 

[lolly]

69% turnout in Bristol Central. The prediction was 80%+

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I really wish Sian Berry had run for one of the Green seats. I find her so much more impressive than Carla Denyer.

She run for Brighton!

 

[Madison]

Deputy Speaker Nigel Evans OUT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 away from a Labour win!

 

[Lucille]

I am very familiar with both areas and I disagree.

No one in Hampstead is under the illusion they don’t live in London! If anything it’s kind of the POINT!

 

[VoR]

She run for Brighton!

Well clearly I am an idiot. Why hasn't she been on TV more?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Amazing. This is exactly what needed to happen

Same in Glasgow South. Hopefully the SNP learn the lesson they need from this.

 

[Indie]

George Eustice GONE!

 

[Madison]

Ben Bradley OUT

 

[Madison]

I don’t like the way Hunt has a speech in his hands.

 

[Slave]

Michelle Donelan OUT

 

[Madison]

FUCKS SAKE

 

[dmlaw]

I don’t like the way Hunt has a speech in his hands.

It’s probably the speech for when the spacecraft crashes into the moon.

 

[funky]

No one in Hampstead is under the illusion they don’t live in London! If anything it’s kind of the POINT!

No one in Hampstead ever leaves Hampstead! They wouldn't LOWER THEMSELVES!

They might sometimes visit the charcuterie in BELSIZE PARK but that's only when they Nanny is on HOLIDAY

 

[Indie]

Labour overturn 18k in South Dorest to win

 

[Madison]

ITV is showing hunt

 

[Madison]

FUCKS SAKE - Hunt won

 

[Indie]

Hunt survives

JUST

 

[funky]

Fuck off switching to Sunak! He's safe. Show us JEREMY CUNT.

 

[funky]

Hunt survives

JUST

Oh.

FFS

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Hunt safe by the skin of his teeth

 

[Indie]

COUNT BINFACE

 

[Indie]

Sunak looks dead inside

 

[VoR]

Ugh, not even close in Sunak's seat.

 

[dmlaw]

Honestly, Sunak keeping his seat is the crueller outcome. He has a flight to California booked for tomorrow.

 

[big ron]

NOT EVEN TRYING

 

[Lucille]

Rishi very safe but he looked like he was BRICKING it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Rishi looks fucked

 

[FetchFugly]

The BIG L

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Cat update!

Alasdair has appeared and is confused why, if I'm awake, he hasn't been fed.

 

[Madison]

Hahaha

He can’t even concede without it going wrong.

 

[GNL]

L

 

[funky]

I feel like I need subtitles for Rishi's THICK YORKSHIRE ACCENT

 

[dmlaw]

Goodwill on all sides, Rishi? We’ll be the judges of fucking that.