UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[big ron]

Rees Mogg being the final result to confirm LABOUR VICTORY is very poetic

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE

 

[Lucille]

Has Keir already been granted access to the no.10 adrenochrome supplies?

 

[octophone]

I still hate Starmer. Fucking terf.

 

[octophone]

It's FULLY DAYLIGHT here.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

JACOB REES MOGG is UNEMPLOYED.

surely he'll still be on GB News

 

[VoR]

I've become so passively addicted to the constant scroll of BBC seat announcements for the big three, i just did a genuine JUMP SCARE at that random DUP hold announcement in GARISH PINK.

 

[Lucille]

Does anyone have his @?

 

[Slave]

The people trapped behind Keir Starmer look like they’re struggling to stay awake.

 

[Indie]

I mean, yes, we've got rid of some horrors but look at some of the disgusting people who are still in there or going in.

Inevitable, unless they got to zero seats.

 

[VoR]

Another one Reform were claiming to have won

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Green gain!

 

[octophone]

JACOB REES MOGG is UNEMPLOYED.

Soak that in please.

He'll go back to his old job of 18th century mill owner.

 

[Lucille]

Can’t wait to see Keir and Trump’s relationship develop.

 

[octophone]

Inevitable, unless they got to zero seats.

I'm including several Labour MPs!

 

[Indie]

It doesn't seem like a complete opinion here, but i like Yvette Cooper. So that's good for me.

 

[Lucille]

Green gain!

This isn’t more FAKE NEWS is it?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This isn’t more FAKE NEWS is it?

DOUBLE SOURCE?

 

[VoR]

It doesn't seem like a complete opinion here, but i like Yvette Cooper. So that's good for me.

She's certainly preferable to another seat for Reform!

 

[VoR]

Oh the BANTER

 

[octophone]

I'd love it if he finished his speech by saying "and now...I'm going for a shit".

 

[dmlaw]

This isn’t more FAKE NEWS is it?

This is at least one that they were actually targeting.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh so he does get that it was a joke about his dad, and not an insult.

CUNT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Green now at least have a TEAM

 

[lolly]

There's a lovely river park I often detour for a stroll in on my way back from my mother's on a Sunday. The boundary changes.put it in Rees-Mogg's seat.

NOT ANY MORE

 

[VoR]

I'd love it if Green ended up with more seats than Reform. (Unlikely I know)

 

[Lucille]

 

[funky]

I'm not even listening to the new PM's speech.

I'm just picturing Rees Mogg rattling around his mansion in his pyjamas waiting for the phone to ring.

 

[Lucille]

I'm not even listening to the new PM's speech.

I'm just picturing Rees Mogg rattling around his mansion in his pyjamas waiting for the phone to ring.

I’m sure he’ll be fine

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Genuinely didn't think Labour would take the whole city, and Thewliss was the one I was most expecting to survive

 

[funky]

Victoria has some FIRST LADY potential I have to say.

 

[VoR]

Jess Phillips retains her seat by just 700 votes. She was also run close by an independent on a pro-Gaza ticket.

 

[big ron]

This might shock you all, but I think I'm going to have a celebratory line of ket

 

[Lucille]

Victoria has some FIRST LADY potential I have to say.

She needs to put her wedding ring back on first

 

[octophone]

Jess Phillips retains her seat by just 700 votes. She was also in run close by an independent on a pro-Gaza ticket.

Yeah, I don't like her but she's not the absolute worst.

 

[dmlaw]

Westminster gain for Labour. That’s wild.

 

[VoR]

Apparently the mood is quite ugly at Jess Phillips count announcement.

 

[big ron]

I'm fucking ecstatic, but acutely aware this Labour party is far from perfect. The fight starts here

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MY GREEN GOT THEIR DEPOSIT BACK!!!

That reform vote can fuck off back to the orange lodge it came from though

 

[VoR]

So 154 seats to go and the Tories are still well below 100. Are we going to get a disappointing run of Tory wins to kill the vibe at the end?

 

[win_the_game]

I hope Ed Milliband has a celebratory bacon sandwich this morning.