UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[funky]

I’m sure he’ll be fine

I'm not so sure. A narcissist losing power and facing rejection on such a large scale is difficult to digest. Money isn't enough for these cunts. He's only ever known one thing, served to him through privilege. I'm sure he'll do well financially, but he'll never get that same feeling of satisfaction again.

HA! WHAT!

 

[dmlaw]

Ed Miliband looks like he’s had a tough few years. Someone should get him a bacon sandwich.

 

[funky]

So 154 seats to go and the Tories are still well below 100. Are we going to get a disappointing run of Tory wins to kill the vibe at the end?

The BBC seems to think so. Some recent results suggest that they were being a bit, well, conservative.

 

[octophone]

Ed Miliband looks like he’s had a tough few years. Someone should get him a bacon sandwich.

Or a nice piece of Wensleydale, Gromit.

 

[VoR]

Did Starmer feast on Miliband's essence prior to his victory speech?

 

[dmlaw]

It’s fully light outside. I don’t care for it.

 

[octophone]

Right, I'm chucking it in. Yesterday, my alarm went off at 5.40am. I slept for about 2 hours back there. I'm impressed with myself, truth be told.

See you in a bit.

 

[Lucille]

Westminster gain for Labour. That’s wild.

I presume that’s a total red zone 1-3 now

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I’m done. Bed time

Such a lovely evening

 

[VoR]

UGH UGH UGH UGH

Esther McVey somehow survives.

 

[dmlaw]

UGH UGH UGH UGH

Esther McVey somehow survives.

I feel for Tatton. Of their last three Tory MPs, the least dreadful is George fucking Osbourne.

 

[VoR]

I feel for Tatton. Of their last three Tory MPs, the least dreadful is George fucking Osbourne.

My dad once delivered a bouquet of flowers McVey ordered for her mother who still lived in Liverpool at the time.

On delivery, apparently Mother McVey simply said "SEND 'EM BACK!" and slammed the door.

 

[Shoat]

So 154 seats to go and the Tories are still well below 100. Are we going to get a disappointing run of Tory wins to kill the vibe at the end?

Yes. It's mostly the rural Midsomer Murder areas on the to-go list.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Liz Truss soon please, that's the last one I want to see

 

[VoR]

Kim Leadbetter holds in Spen Valley.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Liz Truss rumoured to be 3rd!

 

[VoR]

Yes. It's mostly the rural Midsomer Murder areas on the to-go list.

SAVE US ED DAVEY

 

[dmlaw]

I was about to go to bed and then they said that Liz Truss might be in third.

 

[funky]

I was about to go to bed and then they said that Liz Truss might be in third.

RIGHT?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Ok im hanging around for Truss

 

[VoR]

 

[funky]

Ooooh BBC have revised the Tories down again. From 154 to 136. BETTER

 

[Indie]

How the fuck did the Greens win North Herefordshire?

They were a distant last in 2019. What's happened there?

 

[Suedehead]

I really hope lettuce loses her seat

 

[dmlaw]

The birds are singing. They should know their fucking place.

 

[VoR]

Have the BBC still not called North Herefordshire? They still have the Greens on one.

 

[Shoat]

I think I'm OK with Truss keeping her seat

Someone needs to keep providing memes

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm going to bed. Night girls!

 

[VoR]

Lib Dems just took Dominic Raab's old seat (sadly he stepped down before he was pushed)

 

[Indie]

I completely forgot about David Davies.

BYE CUNT

 

[dmlaw]

Macclesfield to Labour. Beautiful.

 

[funky]

Yeah I think I'm done. I shall hopefully wake up to the news that Truss is out. Glad I stayed up for Mogg though, what a moopy moment

 

[Indie]

I completely forgot about David Davies.

BYE CUNT

Oh, not that one.

 

[VoR]

Theresa Villiers GONE!

 

[VoR]

Tom Tugenhat holds. A likely frontrunner for the leadership once Sunak goes.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Tom Tugenhat holds. A likely frontrunner for the leadership once Sunak goes.

Does that mean the TiT branding will be back

 

[VoR]

Ian Paisley Jr out in Belfast...

... to NI's equivalent of Reform

 

[VoR]

WAVENEY VALLEY GOES GREEN!

 

[VoR]

So Green have landed all four of their target seats!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Considering they did NOTHING, this is excellent news and bodes very well for 2026