UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[VoR]

Oh actually Brighton Pavillion still hasn't been announced.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

greens gain Waveney

 

[Indie]

WAVENEY VALLEY GOES GREEN!

Green > Reform

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What was that cutout please?

 

[VoR]

 

[Indie]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I think Douglas Ross has lost

 

[VoR]

I was wondering why they bothered showing Brighton Kemptown, it's the seat Lloyd Russell-Moyle was booted out of. Didn't make much difference in the end.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think Douglas Ross has lost

Thank god I don't need to be completely embarrassed by my country then

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[VoR]

Will that be the only SNP gain tonight? (not being snarky, genuinely asking)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Will that be the only SNP gain tonight? (not being snarky, genuinely asking)

Probably, yes

 

[Indie]

Finally switched back to BBC.

I feel guilty for cheating on them, but glad they've finally got a tickertape thing up.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Lib Dem’s gain Henley

 

[Indie]

Lib Dem’s gain Henley

A measly 14k votes overturned.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

FPTP needs to DIE

 

[Suedehead]

Looking forward to a nice big (veggie) fry up to start this glorious rainy day properly

 

[dmlaw]

The Ulster Unionist Party won a seat. I thought that whore died.

 

[Indie]

Woah, Labour just overturned a 26k majority in North West Cambridgeshire.

 

[VoR]

Aside from a few über-Tory rural seats, I think Yorkshire has pretty much gone full Labour

 

[VoR]

Liam Fox GONE

 

[dmlaw]

Liam Fox gone. 17k majority overturned.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

How is the green forecast only 2?

When they’ve already gained 3

 

[VoR]

David Cameron's old constituency Witney goes to the Lib Dems.

 

[Indie]

Aside from a few über-Tory rural seats, I think Yorkshire has pretty much gone full Labour

There's quite a few of them left to declare. Very interested to see how Selby & Ainsty goes given the by-election win. And Beverley, which was predicted to be Labour by many MRPs.

 

[Ellie]

Woke up briefly and fell back asleep: this topic needs bookmarks or something. I see Jacob Rees-Mogg lost

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How is the green forecast only 2?

When they’ve already gained 3

And one of those two hasn't declared yet!

 

[Slave]

Total Tory wipeout in Wales

 

[VoR]

At 10pm the Liberal Democrats were predicted 61. With 77 seats still to call they're on 57, and they keep overthrowing supposedly safe Tory seats.

 

[Suedehead]

Quite the result for Lib Dems actually

 

[VoR]

There's quite a few of them left to declare. Very interested to see how Selby & Ainsty goes given the by-election win. And Beverley, which was predicted to be Labour by many MRPs.

Fuck, I spoke too soon. Ilkley just stayed Tory.

 

[Indie]

I am so much up for staying up forever.

But sadly i need to bed.

Thanks all, it's been a hoot.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh, I'm sad about Cunt Cunting barely clinging on again

 

[Slave]

Enjoying Reeta Chakrabarti’s Tory obituary slides.

 

[VoR]

Fuck, I spoke too soon. Ilkley just stayed Tory.

They only had a 2,218 majority, how on earth did they hold it?

 

[Suedehead]

Enjoying Reeta Chakrabarti’s Tory obituary slides.

When she still had one more slide to go

 

[dmlaw]

Looks like we have gone to news rather than election results. I’ll have to see if Truss can finish the job after a sleep.

 

[Shoat]

Who knew all we needed to do to lure seats away from the Tories was to send Ed Davey tobogganing

I now have hit the "second wind" and sleep is impossible. I'll probably be put on PiP today but zero regrets.

Typical of Truss and Baker to keep us waiting

 

[VoR]

Sinn Fein the largest party in NI for the first time ever I believe.

 

[ILL ADVISED]