UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[octophone]

148 against is BAD.

 

[Madison]

That’s 40%

 

[Ellie]

FFS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That's a big against. Worse than May.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's done for!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

148 148 148 148 148 148 148 148 148 148 148 148 148 148 148 148 148 148 148 148 148

 

[dmlaw]

I assume that the 148 will all now resign to trigger by-elections. They couldn’t continue serving under a Prime Minister they have no confidence in. That would be wrong.

 

[Ellie]

Can the Tories just swiftly and spectacularly start losing their seats soon?

 

[funky]

Sorry all I got here was RAH RAH RAH HORSES AND CHAMPAGNE DARLING RAH RAH RAH

 

[AlgoAlex]

Well roll on by elections now.
The infighting will only get worse

 

[octophone]

Can the Tories just swiftly and spectacularly start losing their seats soon?

Well, if 2 drop at the end of the month, things might move along.

 

[Apoca]

He's done for!

DING DONG SAY NO MORE

The witch is almost dead.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

211 to 148 is pretty tight.

See you next year!

 

[Bypass]

Commentators on BBC saying anything above 100 would be not good for him going forward.....WHOOPS.

 

[Kratz]

For context, he got 59%. May got 63% and was gone within months.

 

[RS]

What I cunt, I wanted him gone.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SO MANY SNEKS!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I was worried he wouldn't be close to T-Dawg's 133. And he wasn't. BUT THE OTHER WAY ROUND.

BYE BYE YOU LYING ENTITLED PIG (in 6 months hopefully)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What I cunt, I wanted him gone.

This is almost better.

 

[funky]

BBC are reporting Nadine’s tweets have incensed a few MPs to the point of them voting against Johnson.

I know I’m pages behind here but god this thread is gold. Ive genuinely just laughed out loud at this.

Who needs Netflix with this level of entertainment?

 

[Kate]

Nadine frigging herself off with a bottle of Moët as we speak.

 

[Bypass]

So basically he survives for now, but the writing is on the wall.

 

[ButterTart]

Yeah, this is incredibly pleasing. The bulbous pissflap knows a HUGE chunk of his own ministers hate him, he's going to lose two by-elections later this month, he's doing irreparable damage to his party and everyone who supported him tonight has just shot themselves in whatever semblance of a spine they had. He's fucked, they're fucked, we're all nursing a semi

 

[Apoca]

They're gonna start cannibalising each other. ATTACK ON TORIES, final season.

 

[funky]

This is worse than the wait to find out whether Alexandra Burke had won X-Factor.

Alexandra only wishes that Beyoncé had provided the level of entertainment that Boris is getting out of Nadine Dorries today.

 

[Kratz]

Nadhim Zahawi is unbearable - said Zelenskiy will be ‘punching the air’ at the result. How utterly unedifying.

 

[octophone]

I dare say there'll be a piss up at No 10 tonight.

Not because of the vote, just because it's Monday.

 

[Soldi]

BYE, BYE FOOL!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The best series of the News was Trump and Brexit. Covid was dull and creepy. Partygate has been a good return to form.

 

[win_the_game]

 

[funky]

Well that was quite the read.

I hadn’t been looking forward to the vote as I expected it to be another case of Boris bullying and blackmailing his way into a win, which his supporters would call a RALLYING CRY or a VINDICATION and it would actually work in his favour… but what a result. Whatever happens this is a mess. And I’ve noticed the world is talking about it - front page on CNN all day today with the commentary “he might win the vote but its not over for Boris” with the hashtag partygate

I mean his reputation is in tatters. Maybe just maybe it’s very slightly starting to squeeze into that UGLY FAT PIG HEAD of his that he’s not actually doing a good job. MAYBE.

 

[funky]

I’m already angry at tomorrow’s Daily Fail headline and I haven’t even seen it

 

[Madison]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's done worse than Thatcher did in 1990.

 

[ButterTart]

He's done worse than Thatcher did in 1990.

Imagine the party of Christian values finding him less palatable than SATAN

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh good Nick Eardley is back, I quite fancy him

I'm with you there. He looks like he will have quite a lot of STAMINA

 

[Lucille]

He’s FUCKED.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Is he crying?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

She just called him a lame duck

 

[ButterTart]

She just called him a lame duck

Who did? Carrie?