UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny) (7 Viewers)

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Is Priti Patel a porker? I can never quite tell, as she's got a deceptively skinny face?
 
Just in from the BOOK OF FACTS: Priti Patel, Geru Halwell and Liz Kendall were all in the same year at the same school
 
Just in from CURVAGE the GO-TO site for PLUMP CELEBS :sour:

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Shirley said:
Just in from the BOOK OF FACTS: Priti Patel, Geru Halwell and Liz Kendall were all in the same year at the same school
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Though according to Popbitch, Priti's a FRAUD!
After last week's story about the mystery surrounding Priti Patel's secondary education, we've heard from a number of people who were keen to shed a little more light on it.

It seems that, despite what you may have read in articles in almost every single established news outlet in the country, Priti Patel wasn't a contemporary of Geri Halliwell and Liz Kendall at Watford Grammar for Girls after all. She attended Westfield Technical College.

If anyone is ever tasked with updating the articles which make mention of her studying alongside Geri and Liz, the famous alumni from the school she actually attended are Naughty Boy and three out of the four members of Rak-su.
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Was she told to lie about going to school with Geri to have an interesting fact about her?
 
She's a fellow Essex alumni. I wonder if I could SOURCE ANY FILTH.
 
At least people have finally noticed that she's been hidden in a cupboard...she's finally copping a bit of "erm...where the fuck is the actual Home Secretary?" today.
 
COB said:
Though according to Popbitch, Priti's a FRAUD!

Was she told to lie about going to school with Geri to have an interesting fact about her?
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I understand everyone fudges their CV, but you don't have to lie about passing your bloody 11+, Priti.
 
Nawww, he’s just had an ickle bebeh. :)

I’m sure he’s already shedding a proud paternal tear for the weeks of additional goodwill this will buy him.
 
So Boris's bit has dropped the sprog

That's convenient...now he can go on paternity leave until there's some BOOSTERISH GOOD NEWS for the COUNTRY
 
Congratulations to Carrie Symonds for securing the bag. Sometimes you have to kiss a lot of toad-looking blokes before you find your Prime Minister.
 
Apparently he isn't going on leave right now. Maybe one CAN be too CYNICAL AFTER ALL!
 
I'm yet to be convinced this child is real. That's where I've reached with this conniving scumsucker.
 
I did enjoy this yesterday:


Said Boris to Jacob Rees Mogg,
“I'm stuffed for a name for this sprog.
Is it Sextus or Septimus,
Octavian or Decimus?
I should really be keeping a log.”
 
Sir Kier is starting to pipe up, I hope this is just the beginning, because while its stronger in terms of criticism its still a bit flat. I'm hoping he's building up to calling him a cunt and swinging a wild right hook into Boris's chops after a few weeks.
 
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