UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny) (3 Viewers)

[ButterTart]

Pippa Crerar is playing a superb game here. She's clearly got more up her sleeve, too.

Another dent in the Tories' chances of re-election in North Shropshire, I'm so happy they're finally coming undone.

 

[ButterTart]

CHOON

 

[Kratz]

And the queen with the vile jumper!

Christmas is NO excuse either.

 

[Sheena]

KEEP IT FUCKING COMING, PIPPIP!

 

[funky]

Drip feeding is totally the way to do it. Drag this out as long as possible until it becomes relentless. Maybe the damage will stick for once.

 

[COB]

Drip feeding is totally the way to do it. Drag this out as long as possible until it becomes relentless. Maybe the damage will stick for once.

I'm secretly hoping the plan is to keep ramping up the big reveals so that it forces Johnson into a CHRISTMAS DAY RESIGNATION.

 

[Sheena]

Considering Christmas is so close, they have to be aiming for a big cliffhanger reveal?

 

[GNL]

The TWISTS in this tale.

 

[dmlaw]

I'm secretly hoping the plan is to keep ramping up the big reveals so that it forces Johnson into a CHRISTMAS DAY RESIGNATION.

Never mind a resignation, I won’t be happy unless we get a Christmas Day suicide. I’m picturing him wandering on in the middle of The Queen’s speech and blowing his brains out. The screen cuts to black and a cheerful, Geordie continuity announcer says, “Next on BBC1, our Christmas Day film, ‘Take That You Floppy Haired Cunt’.”

 

[ButterTart]

The Mirror have also revealed emails which show the no.10 gathering was planned days in advance, and DMs on the night urging people to leave by the back door.

Met Police won't do anything because they've just adopted a policy of not investigating crimes committed inside even-numbered houses.

 

[Ellie]

Fantastic thread here

 

[jivafox]

CHOON

Get this to Xmas #1

 

[Suomi]

Fantastic thread here

Omg she is coming for them all

 

[ButterTart]

Can we get rid of all those no-marks in the banner and just have a shitload of Pippa Crerars instead?

 

[big ron]

More of this please.

 

[octophone]

Do we still use QoL on Moopy? If so, nominating Pippa Crerar. She's got them by the S & Cs and there's bound to be more. Love it.

 

[ButterTart]

Do we still use QoL on Moopy? If so, nominating Pippa Crerar. She's got them by the S & Cs and there's bound to be more. Love it.

She knows just when to release them as well. This latest batch will make PMQs great fun, and will be fresh in people’s minds when they vote in Shropshire tomorrow.

 

[Jark]

Considering Christmas is so close, they have to be aiming for a big cliffhanger reveal?

love that UK politics is now an episode of EastEnders (from before it went shit)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's been a soap opera for YEARS!

I preferred the Brexit years for SHEER DRAMA.

 

[Sheena]

love that UK politics is now an episode of EastEnders (from before it went shit)

Here for a GERROUTTAMYPUB MY PARLIAMENT denouement

 

[Sheena]

She knows just when to release them as well. This latest batch will make PMQs great fun, and will be fresh in people’s minds when they vote in Shropshire tomorrow.

I do wonder if Shropshire means we have another revelation today…

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's been a soap opera for YEARS!

I preferred the Brexit years for SHEER DRAMA.

The minority years of 2017-2019 were truly excellent in that regard. The highlight of course when Johnson lost his functional majority in front of him as he made a statement!

Corbyn spunking that opportunity up a wall by allowing an election is truly his biggest failure.

 

[VoR]

I’ll be happy with I see Priti caught unawares mid-vol au vent.

If there’s one senior Tory who should be safe from party pic scandals it’s surely Priti.

Who the fuck would invite her?

 

[Loufoque]

There is an HBO series here, kicking off the day after the referendum result. Someone pitch it.

 

[ButterTart]

I do wonder if Shropshire means we have another revelation today…

God I hope so. If it means I have to witness a grainy photo of Rees-Mogg, Patel and Raab attending a Christmas orgy at no.10, it’s a price I’m willing to pay to get shut of them.

 

[Christian]

I love the idea of Pippa flicking through her downloads folder each morning and wondering what to launch next

I'm sure there's PLENTY more where this lot has come from

 

[big ron]

I'm fucking loving it, to be honest.

 

[Christian]

Her timing is always impeccable. Paul Brand at ITV is getting a fair bit too, they both were both on The Media Show last week talking about these scoops.

 

[GNL]

 

[COB]

Incredible!

 

[octophone]

I want nothing less than Boris ball-deep in anyone other than Carrie for my Tory Scum Advent Calendar on Xmas Eve.

 

[funky]

OMG

 

[ButterTart]

Feel like pure shit I posted this yesterday and got no likes.

 

[funky]

Has anything been said about the source of the leaks? Where’s Pippa getting these images? It must be someone close to the cabinet given where these images were taken/captured…

 

[Christian]

Has anything been said about the source of the leaks? Where’s Pippa getting these images? It must be someone close to the cabinet given where these images were taken/captured…

Govey Govey Govey has nothing to add at this time!

 

[GNL]

love that UK politics is now an episode of EastEnders (from before it went shit)

SCENES in No 10 as an old VHS of Boris and Stacey Slater not socially distancing makes its way into The Mirror's Xmas edition.

 

[COB]

 

[Tisch]

Omg has she taken over as QUEEN?

 

[Kratz]

Those are some haphazard lights around the mantle.

 

[funky]

How dare she post such a regal and important-looking image

As if she's some sort of stateswoman. She's a fucking fraud.