UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[Jark]

I refuse to believe that the Netherlands, home to beloved children's character - N-word Steve or something - could be racist.

some of the agencies I worked at previously were like bordering on 100% white. my team at work now is like 18 people with 5 POCs, so that's something.

and then there's the fact that house prices and gentrification have made it impossible for many minorities to live inside the core neighbourhoods of the city itself.

but in general most Dutch do now accept that Zwarte Piet is racist.

 

[COB]

The Dutch can have a little racism at Christmas, as a (zwarte) treat.

 

[octophone]

Christ almighty...

 

[Jark]

they do say that exercising in high intensity 4 second bursts is very good for you

 

[AGinAg (37)]

they do say that exercising in high intensity 4 second bursts is very good for you

Doesn't appear to have worked.

 

[win_the_game]

Scrubs up well doesn't he...

 

[win_the_game]

What is going on with his trousers? He looks like he shat himself.

 

[Lucille]

Literally the only one not to tailor their trousers.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Scrubs up well doesn't he...

RATE FAST!

 

[octophone]

Caught mid beer fart.

 

[Lucille]

The trousers and jacket don’t even match

 

[octophone]

Probably had to borrow the trousers at the last minute because he'd shat his own.

 

[octophone]

...either that or he left them in the pub last night.

 

[Jark]

Teri absolutely went off in the Commons today

 

[Dark Carnival]

True. I expect lots of people think the place they live is the worst (and the UK feels like that right now because it is an especially awful time, in context)

Noted on Madrid. At least the sun shines!

This is exactly why I get SO ANGRY when you lot refuse to believe that Macron is a MASSIVE CUNT

 

[Kratz]

This is exactly why I get SO ANGRY when you lot refuse to believe that Macron is a MASSIVE CUNT

We can send Liz Truss?

 

[Lucille]

This is exactly why I get SO ANGRY when you lot refuse to believe that Macron is a MASSIVE CUNT

Girl we know but at least she got a TAILOR.

 

[Kratz]

Girl we know but at least she got a TAILOR.

Why do I feel like Johnson is the type to help himself to somebody else’s jacket?

That’s why nothing fits

 

[Kratz]

Teri absolutely went off in the Commons today

I like that the ‘Backstop’ is having a comeback. Very TWENTY NINTEEN

 

[Lucille]

Why do I feel like Johnson is the type to help himself to somebody else’s jacket?

That’s why nothing fits

She’s lost the weight and hasn’t bought new clothes cause she knows she gonna put it STRAIGHT BACK ON.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

You can tell that Boris has bacon/ham breath ugh

 

[Madison]

Don’t give May too much credit. Not a single Tory actually voted against the bill.

https://votes.parliament.uk/Votes/Commons/Division/1325

 

[octophone]

This is exactly why I get SO ANGRY when you lot refuse to believe that Macron is a MASSIVE CUNT

The media is like that - we're asked to believe that Macron and Biden are reasonable options whereas both are only where they are due to be marginally preferable to actual Nazis. It's not good.

 

[RS]

Come live in Sweden, the people are kind and tolerant, the Socialists are still the biggest party (albeit being major centrists when it’s needed ), the taxes are high so you never need to feel bad about yourself and Magdalena is our PM and she’s frankly the best!

As for the weather?

 

[Madison]

Damn you Sweden

 

[Kratz]

Come live in Sweden, the people are kind and tolerant, the Socialists are still the biggest party (albeit being major centrists when it’s needed ), the taxes are high so you never need to feel bad about yourself and Magdalena is our PM and she’s frankly the best!

As for the weather?

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You must all be MELTING.
I would happily live in Stockholm, not least of all because it is easy to work in English.

 

[funky]

It is weird how Scandinavia gets such nice summers

 

[Soldi]

My year abroad would have been in Stockholm

 

[Soldi]

It is weird how Scandinavia gets such nice summers

I presume it’s just a heatwave as opposed to the norm?

 

[funky]

No I think Sweden does get warmer more reliable summers than the U.K.

The weather belt running through Europe in the summer streams north eastwards from Spain

That’s why London’s climate is better than the rest of the U.K. - it often skims that weather pattern

 

[Sheena]

A couple of years ago I went swimming in a Swedish lake in early June and it was about 30 degrees (the air, not the lake!).

But it isn't THAT reliable. My Swedish friendswhoarebasicallyfamily told me this year was the first good Midsommar they'd had in years.

 

[Soldi]

No I think Sweden does get warmer more reliable summers than the U.K.

The weather belt running through Europe in the summer streams north eastwards from Spain

That’s why London’s climate is better than the rest of the U.K. - it often skims that weather pattern

Average temp in July in Stockholm is 24c though - it’s 20c up here (and 22c in London) so not THAT different!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SWEDISH CLIMATE FORUM NOW!

 

[RS]

It is weird how Scandinavia gets such nice summers

It’s very hit and miss, on average you have warmer summers but when it’s good it’s fantastic, especially since you have sunshine from around 3.30 am until 10 pm.

Also it rains less here, at least in Stockholm.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WTF

British taxpayers take stake in sex party planning firm Killing Kittens

Company given support from fund set up by government to provide loans to startups during pandemic

www.theguardian.com

 

[ButterTart]

Come live in Sweden, the people are kind and tolerant, the Socialists are still the biggest party (albeit being major centrists when it’s needed ), the taxes are high so you never need to feel bad about yourself and Magdalena is our PM and she’s frankly the best!

As for the weather?

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My friends have just come back from Sweden and told me it was sweltering.

The first time I went there the sea had literally frozen over but whatever, I'm not jealous.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Can we get back to the purpose of this topic please?

Boris Johnson is an ignorant, lying, lazy, scruffy, angry, incompetent, traitorous, arrogant, smelly, alcoholic, duplicitous, obese, cowardly, unfunny, dissembling, arrogant, self-important, inferior, pervy, ugly, flaky, vacuous, waffling, racist, Islamaphobic, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, bullying CUNT.

 

[Apoca]

A couple of years ago I went swimming in a Swedish lake in early June and it was about 30 degrees (the air, not the lake!).

But it isn't THAT reliable. My Swedish friendswhoarebasicallyfamily told me this year was the first good Midsommar they'd had in years.

My Finnish colleague said the same, one good midsommar in three years on average according to them.

 

[floppet]

Can we get back the purpose of this topic please?

Boris Johnson is an ignorant, lying, lazy, scruffy, angry, incompetent, traitorous, arrogant, smelly, alcoholic, duplicitous, obese, cowardly, unfunny, dissembling, arrogant, self-important, inferior, pervy, ugly, flaky, vacuous, bullying CUNT.

On top of all that he wears ridiculous trousers and impregnated several women whilst cheating on his wife.

 

[Apoca]

To quote my mother watching the news on the G7 summit earlier this afternoon: "Oh not this bloated rooster with a pile of HAY for a haircut - GET RID"