Unemployment Tuesday

[Sheena]

So, for the first time since I was 14 (13 if you count a paper round ), today is my final day of employment and tomorrow I shall be officially unemployed.

I don’t know whether to celebrate or cry but after 30 (!) years of work, it’s going to be QUITE the change.

However, for sure I’m so glad to see the back of this toxic job, I can tell you that much for nothing.

 

[Lucille]

I may not have a JOB, but I have a GOOD TIME
With the BOYS that I meet down ON THE LINE

 

[Sheena]

I also don’t have a car from midday, so getting “to the line” might be an issue…

 

[RS]

I wish I was unemployed now. After two weeks of vacation it only took one day to ruin the mood.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Going into school during half term. I have so much to do before I qualify in a few weeks.

 

[octophone]

Off sick. Took a bit of a mental last night and my stomach collapsed. I'll spare you the details.

 

[Indie]

I actually want to know the details now.

Get well soon, Octomaphone.

 

[lolly]

Look after yourself octy x

 

[lolly]

I see @Nancy's jacket is attracting more bids

 

[Nancy]

I see @Nancy's jacket is attracting more bids

It's obviously quite the COLLECTOR'S ITEM Up to £59 now with the auction closing at just after 8.30pm. I am FLABBERGASTED.

 

[Lucille]

I dropped a lighter this morning and the 20 year old model at work said to me ‘let me get that for you, I’m young’

 

[Dark Carnival]

I dropped a lighter this morning and the 20 year old model at work said to me ‘let me get that for you, I’m young’

Model? What’s your latest job?

 

[Nancy]

I've found my passport!

 

[Soldi]

I dropped a lighter this morning and the 20 year old model at work said to me ‘let me get that for you, I’m young’

I was only trying to help

 

[Lucille]

Model? What’s your latest job?

I’m working for a fashion label.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m working for a fashion label.

Oh la la

 

[Nancy]

I’m working for a fashion label.

Can you include a MANGO ESPEDRILLE in the new collection please?

 

[Nancy]

It's obviously quite the COLLECTOR'S ITEM Up to £59 now with the auction closing at just after 8.30pm. I am FLABBERGASTED.

Now at £64! There are two bidders competing against each other who are desperate for it!

 

[RS]

I dropped a lighter this morning and the 20 year old model at work said to me ‘let me get that for you, I’m young’

You think that’s bad? A couple of weeks ago someone sent me an invitation to a rather hot roleplay scenario, only that I was supposed to play the grandfather.

 

[COB]

So whose grandmother is this?

This lady/gay alias account is at it again:

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This lady/gay alias account is at it again:

GAYLIAS WAS RIGHT THERE

 

[Kratz]

I’m working for a fashion label.

@Lucille at work




Take care @octophone xx

 

[octophone]

Thanks everyone. I'm feeling a lot better, especially after watching Bo Burnham's "Inside" outtakes collection he posted on YouTube today. We stan someone who elects not to monetise a video because he doesn't want the real ads to get in the way of the fake ones he's put in there.

 

[Kate]

THUNDER! HAIL!

 

[Marina Salty]

So, for the first time since I was 14 (13 if you count a paper round ), today is my final day of employment and tomorrow I shall be officially unemployed.

I don’t know whether to celebrate or cry but after 30 (!) years of work, it’s going to be QUITE the change.

However, for sure I’m so glad to see the back of this toxic job, I can tell you that much for nothing.

Celebrate it as much as you can! You'll be employed again before you know it.

 

[Soldi]

Oh not the waiter at this restaurant tapping me on Grindr yesterday

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh not the waiter at this restaurant tapping me on Grindr yesterday

Surely that's a good thing. HE'LL BE WANTING A TIP!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Surely that's a good thing. HE'LL BE WANTING A TIP!

Just the tip or the whole thing?

 

[Soldi]

Surely that's a good thing. HE'LL BE WANTING A TIP!

Yes but he’s NOT MY TYPE!

 

[Soldi]

He looks a bit like @Dark Carnival but QUITE OLD

 

[AlgoAlex]

He looks a bit like @Dark Carnival but QUITE OLD

95% of moopy now feeling very insulted

 

[Nancy]

Is this in Benidorm?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Is this in Benidorm?

@Soldi enjoying the Solana

 

[Lucille]

What’s great about the bank holiday is that I have 3 days worth of work to do tomorrow.

 

[Nancy]

Sold for £67!

 

[COB]

Just found out National Biscuit Day was two days ago, why didn't anyone tell us?! Can't believe we have to wait nearly a whole year before having biscuits again

 

[ButterTart]

It's 25 to one in the morning and I have a serious urge to watch Koyaanisqatsi. A few days ago I was jonesing for a watch of Chungking Express. I think my superpower is to turn into a film studies wanker whenever it's so late at night you can no longer safely feed a gremlin.

 

[Diddy]

It's 25 to one in the morning and I have a serious urge to watch Koyaanisqatsi. A few days ago I was jonesing for a watch of Chungking Express. I think my superpower is to turn into a film studies wanker whenever it's so late at night you can no longer safely feed a gremlin.

Is that secret word sneaky cunt game happening again?!

 

[ButterTart]

Is that secret word sneaky cunt game happening again?!

That reminds me, I'm meeting Bernard Cribbins in Jaywick later to discuss the Wankel Rotary Engine.

 

[COB]

That reminds me, I'm meeting Bernard Cribbins in Jaywick later to discuss the Wankel Rotary Engine.

I'll let Gary Wilmot know, he loves to crash a party