UNLUCKY CELEBRITY DEATHS

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AS IN UNFORTUNATE.

LIKE THAT ACTRESS WHO WAS JUST STANDING STILL WHILE ON SKIS WHEN SHE FELL OVER AND HIT HER HEAD ON A ROCK. IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS ZIPPING DOWN A MOUNTAIN AT 40MPH.
 
Oh god the guy from the new Star Trek films who was pinned against his gate by his car which rolled towards him
 
Mike Edwards of Electric Light Orchestra. Killed by a bale of hay rolling down a hill and colliding with his van.
 
I don't want to usher in the festive season too early by mentioning this, but...

Kirsty MacColl :(
 
Who was the actor who killed himself playing Russian Roulette?

Perhaps stupid rather than unlucky, although in terms of odds you could probably say it was.
 
Did Michael Hutchence really die having a risky wank? Because that's pretty UNLUCKY.
 
If there's a degree of risk, I think it's probably less unlucky than being in a collision with a bale of hay.

Although I suppose if you choose to live in Devon...
 
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William Huskisson. Squished by Stevenson’s Rocket while dangling off an unlocked carriage door despite being given ample time to get out of the way. The description of his death is full on Carry on Final Destination.
 
And I know he didn't die but imagine being run over by your own car because you're off your tits on jacket potato

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Gangsta Nancy Lam said:
Did Michael Hutchence really die having a risky wank? Because that's pretty UNLUCKY.
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Yup. His death caused a lengthy debate as to the correct meaning of "dangerwank". For others this meant, for example, having a wank with your parents in the house or at a party etc but this is a "risky wank". A "dangerwank" is having an auto-asphyxiation fetish and taking it a breath too far and choking yr last whilst doubtless cumming with all the force of a dripping tap in a 70s bed and breakfast
 
Olusanya [Kemistry] was a front-seat passenger in a car travelling on the M3 motorway in Hampshire, behind a van which dislodged a cat's eye in the road. The steel body flew through the windscreen hitting Olusanya in the face. She was killed instantly.
 
There was a drummer or something from a 90s indie band who FELL IN THE STREET and died from his injuries. I forget who.
 
Kate said:
Olusanya [Kemistry] was a front-seat passenger in a car travelling on the M3 motorway in Hampshire, behind a van which dislodged a cat's eye in the road. The steel body flew through the windscreen hitting Olusanya in the face. She was killed instantly.
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Fucking Hell, add ‘motorways’ to the list of things I want no part of from now on.
 
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There was a drummer or something from a 90s indie band who FELL IN THE STREET and died from his injuries. I forget who.
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In my unsuccessful Google I found that the lead singer of Anal Cunt FELL OFF AN ESCALATOR.
 
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