US Election Week Results 2020

[K.C.]

Oh wait....CBS are calling it super early

 

[K.C.]

Gayle King trifling ass bitch

 

[funky]

Needles have updated https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/11/03/us/elections/forecast-president.html

interesting. Biden winning any of those 3 is a pretty big deal. He can win without all 3 if he takes every swing including Ohio and Arizona but that's of course looking less likely now.

 

[ButterTart]

A black lady on the BBC thinks that welfare is a form of socialism and harms the black community. God.

I've just seen this. Socialism de-incentivises productivity, just like in famously lazy countries Sweden and Germany.
Those two were the very cuntiest people the BBC could possibly find at short notice.

 

[funky]

Oh wait....CBS are calling it super early

They've called Georgia already?? Are they mad?

 

[Jark]

HOOOLY FUCK @ Georgia!!!!

3% of votes have been counted. calm down!

 

[K.C.]

Georgia is coming in equal ish

 

[Jark]

Florida is 43% in already

what's the margin for a mandatory recount there?

 

[funky]

South Caroline 0.3% votes cast, Too Close To Call

YOU THINK??

 

[dmlaw]

I can just imagine Biden F5'ing on the florida map

He keeps accidentally closing the window because his old, arthritic fingers can't reliably hit the right button.

 

[Dark Carnival]

3% of votes have been counted. calm down!

IKR

 

[funky]

I'M SO FUCKING STRESSED

 

[RS]

Florida has already counted millions of votes, while Kentucky is still at around 15%.

 

[VoR]

Looks like the Latin vote really could be what holds Florida for Trump.

Madness.

 

[K.C.]

Indiana

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mary Trump is such a media whore these days.

 

[RS]

”Pensacola and the pan handle”

 

[Beverley]

OK SO WHAT'S THE LATEST

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Biden back ahead in Florida by 4% with 50% counted!

 

[K.C.]

CBS is already displaying results coming in from Vermont and Virginia

 

[Jark]

Mary Trump is such a media whore these days.

she'll turn up for the opening of an envelope, as long as it contains an invitation to SLAG OFF DONALD

 

[AGinAg (37)]

she'll turn up for the opening of an envelope, as long as it contains an invitation to SLAG OFF DONALD

Which is FINE BY ME!

 

[funky]

Biden back ahead in Florida by 4% with 50% counted!

I haven't been this stressed since I had to call Ryanair for my refund after lockdown.

 

[dmlaw]

OK SO WHAT'S THE LATEST

Mary Trump is predicting that a defeated Donald will spend the remainder of his seventies answering questions about crimes he has committed. Also, I have a semi. It would be more if it weren't for Andrew Neill.

 

[Soldi]

WiFi down at CHEZ SOLDI so I’m watching on the BIG TV

 

[VoR]

When do the votes come in from LINKÖPING?

 

[Indie]

Biden back ahead in Florida by 4% with 50% counted!

You seem to be behind. BBC saying Trump 0.1% ahead with 58% counted.

 

[Soldi]

Wait Biden leading in Florida at 58%

 

[funky]

Oh God here comes Ohio results to fuck with us all

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I can't keep my eye off the Florida needle, which swung to +3.5 Trump and is now climbing back towards Biden and I CAN'T COPE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Good lord Florida is stressing me out

 

[Soldi]

WiFi now working but I’m keeping the BIG TV

 

[win_the_game]

Trump back in the lead in Florida by 28,000 votes.

 

[ButterTart]

Georgia suddenly pointing back towards a Trump win.

 

[K.C.]

Eurovision stans taking their gay frustrations out on this election.

 

[Indie]

Florida's definately going to go Trump. INDIE CALLS FLORIDA FOR TRUMP

 

[dmlaw]

I want to know why the BBC are saying that they can't show live counting because some polls are still open when the US networks have no problem with this.

 

[VoR]

I don't understand CNN's reporting on Virginia at ALL.

 

[Lucille]

A BIT BORING SO FAR.

 

[Soldi]

Still only 4% counted in Georgia