US Election Week Results 2020

[Zu]

I don't think it's "bias" for CNN to push back on the president for making conclusory claims of "fraud" and a "stolen election" without any evidence to back it up. Surely, that is just the definition of journalism based on fact?

It’s also presenting the conclusions of a SANE AND QUESTIONING MIND without which we might as well all DROP DEAD

 

[VoR]

I was AGOG to learn that Richard Quest was a SCOUSE GAY METH ADDICT

 

[Madison]

Every time I see a Max Foster TikTok video, I send an abusive tweet to Keir Starmer calling him a Blue Tory.

 

[VoR]

Speaking of CNN and those God forsaken adverts, THIS WOMAN and her bloody bull markets are going to haunt my nightmares for a while I think.

 

[Zu]

I see they have a CHATT LOUNGE

 

[COB]

I see they have a CHATT LOUNGE

It's not a pattch on ours

 

[K.C.]

I was AGOG to learn that Richard Quest was a SCOUSE GAY METH ADDICT

He was arrested when the cops found him walking around aimlessly in FULL LEATHER

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Almost 3k posts

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm surprised none of the networks have called it yet when it is so clearly inevitable in Pennsylvania alone. And this point is especially reasonable:

 

[jivafox]

They probably want people to keep watching. Ratings!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

THE SASSPOT IS BACK IN NEVADA

 

[VoR]

Speaking at a press conference, Philadelphia mayor Jim Kenney was asked for his response to Trump’s baseless accusations of voter fraud in the city.

Kenney replied, “I think what the president needs to do is, frankly, put his big boy pants on. He needs to acknowledge the fact that he has lost, and he needs to congratulate the winner.”

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I love how arsey this man is!

 

[Zu]

Now totally over this fucking election. The time it’s taking to count the votes is basic incompetence

 

[Madison]

Please SNL - bring back Bobby Moynihan for a Joe Gloria sketch.

 

[POP!]

Meanwhile, Nevada diligently counting ballots with 1/4 the population of PA:

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SNL better have an astonishing script prepared for tomorrow. Sadly this means more Jim Carrey.

 

[Zu]

Imagine GERMANY taking this long. AMANDA MERKIN WOULD NEVER

 

[VoR]

I wonder if Jim will stick around long term? Biden is obviously nowhere near as spoofable as Trump, but they'll need somebody to keep doing him for their political sketches...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I wonder if Jim will stick around long term? Biden is obviously nowhere near as spoofable as Trump, but they'll need somebody to keep doing him for their political sketches...

anyone can do him.

Thankfully we'll probably get more Maya Rudoplh which is +++.

 

[POP!]

I wonder if Jim will stick around long term? Biden is obviously nowhere near as spoofable as Trump, but they'll need somebody to keep doing him for their political sketches...

I think they would get more mileage out of a Mitch Mcconnell or Lindsey Graham and (unfortunately) they aren't going anywhere although their power may be dwindled come January.

 

[funky]

I would just like to say that all my predictions in the poll were correct except for Democrats winning the senate which WILL HAPPEN EVENTUALLY IF NOT THIS YEAR THEN NEXT TIME AROUND (he says hopefully)

 

[big ron]

I'm surprised none of the networks have called it yet when it is so clearly inevitable in Pennsylvania alone. And this point is especially reasonable:

Good headline material init

 

[Madison]

I think they would get more mileage out of a Mitch Mcconnell or Lindsey Graham and (unfortunately) they aren't going anywhere although their power may be dwindled come January.

Beck Bennett’s McConnell is TERRIFYING

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I wonder if Trump with be a Biden's inauguration.

 

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Imagine if AP don't call it until SUNDAY

Those poor news anchors trying to pretend it's still a competitive race

 

[COB]

I wonder if Trump with be a Biden's inauguration.

That's a good question! I just looked and both Obama and Biden attended Trump's inauguration, as did Hillary Clinton. I think a hot TWEETSTORM and snub would be a safe bet

 

[VoR]

No way Trump shows at the inauguration.

 

[jivafox]

He will call this a stolen and fake election until his dying breath.

 

[Madison]

He’s fat and elderly, so it shouldn’t be too long.

 

[Zu]

Perhaps gracious MEL will be asked to represent at the inauguration in return for a new cheque book

 

[funky]

No way Trump shows at the inauguration.

God, I hope so.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Madison]

Trump should go. The crowd is bound to be smaller than his, so that will cheer him up.

 

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Are they shouting GET TRUMP OUT outside the White House yet?

I can't wait for literally EVERY POPSTAR in America offering their services for the inauguration (aside from of course, Three Doors Down)

 

[POP!]

I take her point but Madonna's track record after 50

 

[big ron]

ABSOLUTE FUCKING SCENES WHEN I CAN SHARE A FOOTY MEME THAT WILL GO DOWN WELL ON MOOPY

 

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This needs to be bigger with THE GAYS already

 

[Phoenix]

ABSOLUTE FUCKING SCENES WHEN I CAN SHARE A FOOTY MEME THAT WILL GO DOWN WELL ON MOOPY

get this filth out of here. We’re not a sports meme forum.

 

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get this filth out of here. We’re not a sports meme forum.

I was expecting A BULGE at least!