US Election Week Results 2020

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OMG I can't WAIT to see Melania's White House Christmas decorations THIS YEAR!

 

[Ellie]

YES. I think he would be a DAB HAND at xmas decor.

Deck the halls of the White House with the SHED CHAINS of the American proletariat

So long as Jackie Kennedy’s rose garden gets restored after Melania ruined it!

 

[Lucille]

Is he gonna finish his golf game!

 

[Zu]

PLEASE JUST DIE ON THE GOLF COURSE LUV

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So long as Jackie Kennedy’s rose garden gets restored after Melania ruined it!

What did she do? Bury someone?

 

[Soldi]

 

[dmlaw]

Is he gonna finish his golf game!

He's going to come back in and declare that he beat Kim Jong-Il's record of 11 holes-in-one in a single round.

 

[K.C.]

Fox News BREWING in disappointment

 

[Zu]

Liked the woman shaking her tits and having a little dance for Joe on BBC News just now

 

[Ellie]

What did she do? Bury someone?

Before and after

 

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GAGGED he's on a golf course It's no surprise, but they absolutely would have known this would be called this afternoon. What a CUNT!
99% sure we next get Trump on camera he'll just say "I'm still President" and stagger off.

Boris FINALLY found his voice, although it looks like SOMEBODY DIED!

 

[Zu]

What did she do? Bury someone?

SHAT HERSELF ALL OVER THE CRYSANTHS

 

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All the replies to Boris' tweet just saying YOU'RE NEXT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

GAGGED he's on a golf course It's no surprise, but they absolutely would have known this would be called this afternoon. What a CUNT!
99% sure we next get Trump on camera he'll just say "I'm still President" and stagger off.

Boris FINALLY found his voice, although it looks lie SOMEBODY DIED!

What the fuck is with the black background?

 

[Eddie]

Before and after

Why the fuck would you replace roses with TURF?! Does she have an aversion to nice looking things (would explain why she chose her husband I guess)?

 

[Zu]

Why the fuck would you replace roses with TURF?! Does she have an aversion to nice looking things (would explain why she chose her husband I guess)?

A whore always has her eye on the bank balance NOT aesthetics

 

[Eddie]

at the the difference between BOJO and Macron's statements.

 

[Kate]

CANNOT WAIT for Trump to come back and face these crowds

In the meantime I popped down to the offy for some pink fizz

 

[Zu]

CANNOT WAIT for him to come back and face these crowds

In the meantime I popped down to the offy for some pink fizz

Cosywear UP!

 

[ButterTart]

From now on I will suffix every statement I make with 'BY A LOT!' to make it more impactful and accurate. BY A LOT!

 

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Macron -


Trudeau -


MERKEL doesn't appear to have an active Twitter

 

[Dark Carnival]

at the the difference between BOJO and Macron's statements.

BARE MINIMUM

 

[Ellie]

Love the latest BBC report:

“The president went to play golf this morning, something he will soon have a lot more time to do”

 

[Suomi]

 

[Eddie]

WELCOME BACK AMERICA!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Love the latest BBC report:

“The president went to play golf this morning, something he will soon have a lot more time to do”

Jon Sopel has been amazing this week. His descriptions are so vivid.

 

[Zu]

Love the latest BBC report:

“The president went to play golf this morning, something he will soon have a lot more time to do”

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've just realised Jill Biden reminds me of Jocelyn Schitt.

 

[Zu]

Get your tits out and you could be the NEW MELANIA

 

[Ellie]

I've just realised Jill Biden reminds me of Jocelyn Schitt.

 

[Tisch]

GAGGED he's on a golf course It's no surprise, but they absolutely would have known this would be called this afternoon. What a CUNT!
99% sure we next get Trump on camera he'll just say "I'm still President" and stagger off.

Boris FINALLY found his voice, although it looks like SOMEBODY DIED!

How MOURNFUL

 

[Apoca]

How many days between Joe Biden announced as president-elect and Joe Biden's inauguration?

Obviously, the answer is -

 

[Loufoque]

Does this mean that gays on instagram can get back to posting barely concealed bussy pics and move on from pontificating about politics and electoral strategies?

 

[Tisch]

The independent ARENT REALLY SURE ANYMORE

 

[Loufoque]

OK girls, so now let's move on to the next hot topic: how long until Joe steps down to make way for our next Big Pop Girl, Kamala? I give it a year.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The independent ARENT REALLY SURE ANYMORE

Tweet not there. What was it?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OK girls, so now let's move on to the next hot topic: how long until Joe steps down to make way for our next Big Pop Girl, Kamala? I give it a year.

I've long predicted 2.5 years.

 

[Tisch]

Tweet not there. What was it?

I knew it would disappear! Thankfully I screen grabbed it.

 

[dmlaw]

FAKE NEWS. You got two votes on Moopy to become an admin. I'm sure that if you had stood to be a moderator you'd have got, like, six or something.

 

[K.C.]

Moopy to become 51st state plz