W*nker Wednesday

[Lucille]

I’ve been up for HOURS (well 1 hour) I’ve had 2 coffees, showered, got dressed and still have another 20 minutes to kill before setting off to work, and that’s if I want to arrive on time, WHICH I DON’T.

 

[lolly]

I'm mixing it up a bit by walking in another direction and getting a DIFFERENT BUS

Exciting times

 

[Dark Carnival]

I woke up at 8 but it’s fine I’ve slept well enough and I’m not working today.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is it not a holiday in the UK today?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is it not a holiday in the UK today?

Not from work, we just need to shut up for two minutes at 11am and remember the fallen and all that.

 

[lolly]

Is it not a holiday in the UK today?

Armistice Day? Some people will probably do a two minute silence at 11am, but generally it's observed on the Sunday closest. It's not a holiday like a bank holiday.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Maybe it’s because you didn’t win the war as hard we did. Either way I’m sorry for you guys

 

[win_the_game]

Some SHOWER has set up a recurring stand up Teams meeting at 8.30am every morning in my diary. NOT IMPRESSED.

 

[lolly]

Maybe it’s because you didn’t win the war as hard we did. Either way I’m sorry for you guys

It's okay, we honour our dead by being gammony brexit cunts.

 

[Lucille]

CAN IT JUST BE MARCH ALREADY.

 

[Mats]

we don't have anymore public holidays (except Christmas)

April-May is a cornucopia though. ROLL ON 2021

 

[Lucille]

I’m off the fags, YES AGAIN, and currently boiling over with rage and CHOPPING people in real life.

 

[Lucille]

Walking through the park to work to CALM DOWN.

 

[Lucille]

The 2 coffees were not a good idea.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m about to go into a department-wide phone conference so a bloke who’s never set foot in a Jobcentre can chat shite about the fantastic job we’re all doing and how we need to go the extra mile.

 

[jivafox]

My salt lamp was LEAKING this morning

 

[Lucille]

@Zu-Klara what’s going on with the Queen Adelaide, I just walked past is it open for BREAKFAST?

 

[Zu]

@Zu-Klara what’s going on with the Queen Adelaide, I just walked past is it open for BREAKFAST?

Yes, hostesses Suzii and Amanda are now dishing up a delectable déjeuner of egg, bacon and sausage in a polystyrene box to HELP SALES

AKA I don't actually know

 

[COB]

Found out this morning they're opening an Aldi mere minutes from my doorstep

 

[jivafox]

Omg @Lucille are you still looking?

 

[Iguana]

Jamie Boyle in me now

 

[Diddy]

Good morning everyone, I hope you are having a good park in the park park

 

[Lucille]

Omg @Lucille are you still looking?

THIS LOOKS LIKE HELL.

 

[Zu]

It really does look VILE. I‘m all for novelty tat - see my recently purchased MULTI-COLOUR OWL NIGHT LIGHT for evidence - but it looks like a child‘s playroom or nursery. Bet they‘re REALLY WACKY

 

[Dark Carnival]

I just took my first nap of the day

 

[Zu]

A work deadline has been extended and I‘ve a sudden taste for Crémant. Mentioning this here for guaranteed encouragement obviously

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If the windows are fully openable how do the balls stay in?

 

[vespertine]

Some of the utter SHITE they come up with in these Covid work emails.

"I see 2020 as a tale of two cities" - oh shut up.

 

[Rita]

I had to order a TAXI to take LORD MUCK to school this morning, as I decided to have a couple of gins last night and POLISHED OFF THE BOTTLE.

#motheroftheyear

 

[Kate]

Omg @Lucille are you still looking?

Screaming!



The table MUST be photoshopped?

 

[vespertine]

Oooh they've announced our new senior manager, suddenly the meeting is worth paying attention to again.

Not that we didn't love our dear old JULIE.

 

[Lucille]

JULIE?

 

[Lucille]

WHAT A WEE RIDE.

 

[jivafox]

SACK ME DADDY

 

[ButterTart]

Thread title amended because it was blocked for some posters on account of it being all sweary.

 

[octophone]

Armistice Day? Some people will probably do a two minute silence at 11am, but generally it's observed on the Sunday closest. It's not a holiday like a bank holiday.

It's a holiday in Canada but they hardly need an excuse for a buckshee day off. They actually give their banks Bank Holidays too.

 

[octophone]

Thread title amended because it was blocked for some posters on account of it being all sweary.

Cheers!

 

[Phoenix]

I have a blood test in a bit, I fully expect them to tell me I’m dying or something.

It's a holiday in Canada but they hardly need an excuse for a buckshee day off. They actually give their banks Bank Holidays too.

Not all provinces, it’s a normal working day in Ontario.

 

[big ron]

Thread title amended because it was blocked for some posters on account of it being all sweary.

Can't believe you didn't go for R.BRAVEBOYS WEDNESDAY you fucking lefty traitor scum.

 

[ButterTart]

Can't believe you didn't go for R.BRAVEBOYS WEDNESDAY you fucking lefty traitor scum.

I wiped my bum on a poppy this morning. Should have took the pin out first.