WARNING FOR SEXY DOGS (and all dogs in general)

[Nancy]

I have just found out that RAISINS are highly toxic to DOGS.

WHAT ELSE CAN KILL?

 

[jivafox]

ONIONS!

 

[jivafox]

AND GARLIC!

Why even bother being a dog?! Kill yourselves!

 

[COB]

Chocolate is deadly for dogs AND cats!

 

[COB]

Chocolate is deadly for dogs AND cats!

Though cats are more likely to turn their noses up at it than dogs are

 

[COB]

I don't know much about dogs, so here are two more for cats - paracetamol and lillies (seriously lillies are really dangerous for them, even the pollen getting on their fur )

 

[jivafox]

Cats refusing to even be mortally in the MERE PRESENCE of a FLOWER is very on brand for them

 

[Soldi]

Horse poo usually involves sick under the dinner table and a visit to the emergency vets, as well as diarrhoea all over the living room rug

 

[Nancy]

Keep your SEXY DOG away from GUACAMOLE

 

[Nancy]

Horse poo usually involves sick under the dinner table and a visit to the emergency vets, as well as diarrhoea all over the living room rug

IS THAT WHAT STUDENTS ARE EATING THESE DAYS INSTEAD OF SUPER NOODLES?

 

[Soldi]

IS THAT WHAT STUDENTS ARE EATING THESE DAYS INSTEAD OF SUPER NOODLES?

I don’t like noodles and I ain’t a Madame Merde!

 

[GNL]

Chocolate is deadly for dogs AND cats!

My dog ate an ENTIRE YULE LOG one Christmas.

 

[Nancy]

My dog ate an ENTIRE YULE LOG one Christmas.

And then deposited an EVEN BIGGER ONE

 

[Soldi]

DOG POO RATE. We’re forecast a frost here tonight so all the shit will be frozen when I go on a walk tomorrow

 

[Nancy]

WHITE DOG POO of years gone by was very festive in retrospect

 

[Soldi]

Don’t forget YELLOW SNOW for the PISS PIGS

 

[Nancy]

WHITE DOG POO of years gone by was very festive in retrospect

I would hang it from the Christmas Tree together with my SOIL FILLED FESTIVE SOCKS

 

[Tisch]

Citrus is also not good for cats. They will recoil if you peel an orange in their presence. (Speaking from experience)

 

[Soldi]

I would hang it from the Christmas Tree together with my SOIL FILLED FESTIVE SOCKS

No wonder your flatmate is spending Christmas elsewhere

 

[Nancy]

THIS CAT WANTS TO PICK A FIGHT WITH A LEMON

 

[Tisch]

THIS CAT WANTS TO PICK A FIGHT WITH A LEMON

GET HER JADE

 

[RJN]

Citrus is also not good for cats. They will recoil if you peel an orange in their presence. (Speaking from experience)

good to know for when a cat is being a little too clingy

 

[Nancy]

SEXY DOGS should also avoid HUBBA BUBBA

 

[Soldi]

Hubba Bubba is still a THING?

 

[Nancy]

Hubba Bubba is still a THING

Not for SEXY DOGS

 

[RJN]

The sexy dogs should have sugar free gum if they want to keep their figures