Weather Wednesday

big ron

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Bags of weather in my garden today. Glad I don't have to go anywhere.
 
I can't quite work out how BAD it is everywhere and WEATHER (tee hee) it's worth me bothering trying to drive to Manchester tomorrow or to just GIVE UP NOW
 
In other news, I got to the gym at 6:30 to find no fucker had turned up to open it up.

FUMING.
 
Someone threw a SNOWBALL at me from a TAXI on the way to work. I expect they were expecting some cartoon fistwaving comedy reaction but I just thought :rolleyes:
 
I can't quite work out how BAD it is everywhere and WEATHER (tee hee) it's worth me bothering trying to drive to Manchester tomorrow or to just GIVE UP NOW

Outside my house the road is gridlocked because its an ice rink, I've just helped a stupid woman trying to drive a rear wheel drive merc SIDEWAYS down the road and told her to abandon her car and walk. So yeah I wouldn't bother.
 
We had lots of snow but the council had been proactive in their gritting yesterday and overnight so the main roads are fine. The side roads were a different story, woe betide anybody going over 5mph and turning a corner because you'll end up in Ada's privets.

I've never driven Lickle Red in snow before, he doesn't feel nearly as safe as Big Red did.
 
We had lots of snow but the council had been proactive in their gritting yesterday and overnight so the main roads are fine. The side roads were a different story, woe betide anybody going over 5mph and turning a corner because you'll end up in Ada's privets.

I've never driven Lickle Red in snow before, he doesn't feel nearly as safe as Big Red did.

I cleared the car and it was good few inches deep round our way so I imagine you've had more.

Even though I've lived in the alps I still got excited. Can't beat a snow day.
 
In other news, I’ve just fired my second person in a week. YAY!
 
We have no snow here either. It is appallingly cold though. What is the point of winter without snow? :evil:
 
I'm still in bed with the electric blanket on. I'm waiting for the heaters to warm my living room up before I move.
 
Spinning some Bowie before I head off for my therapy appointment (note: I have got the right time this week). "Modern Love" is a BANGER, innit?
 
I dreamt that I received a MOOPY SECRETS BOX in the post. You were supposed to contribute any SCANDALOUS GOSSIP that you had and send it on to the next person. Apparently Tisch is having an affair with Diddy and they meet up in Battersea for their secret liaisons :o And SEVERAL high-profile posters including Ag receive money from companies for promoting their products on Moopy :o :o

This is obviously the sort of shit my unconscious brain comes up with after four late nights of drinking.
 
Chicago is -28 fucking degrees. Work cancelled for 2 days and nobody is even THINKING about taking a step outside. I don't think I even own anything warm enough to keep me alive in that temperature
 
I dreamt that I received a MOOPY SECRETS BOX in the post. You were supposed to contribute any SCANDALOUS GOSSIP that you had and send it on to the next person. Apparently Tisch is having an affair with Diddy and they meet up in Battersea for their secret liaisons :o And SEVERAL high-profile posters including Ag receive money from companies for promoting their products on Moopy :o :o

This is obviously the sort of shit my unconscious brain comes up with after four late nights of drinking.

YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY

But to be honest I wanted to get caught, that’s why... *I* sent it you!
 
Chicago is -28 fucking degrees. Work cancelled for 2 days and nobody is even THINKING about taking a step outside. I don't think I even own anything warm enough to keep me alive in that temperature
Needless to say, Donald Trump regards this as evidence that global warming doesn't exist, because he doesn't understand the difference between climate and weather.
 
I'm going to Las Vegas next week and it's only going to be 13 degrees there :evil: Unimpressed.
 
The evidence provided was a train ticket from Maidstone to Battersea. So Japan is ALL A LIE

Look closer, that is Maidstone in Kanagawa prefecture. In your ARROGANCE you didn’t think that someone as lowly as I could get a rare Zone 6338 travelcard.

That mistake will prove to be your undoing
 
Morrison's vegan lentil hotpot is pretty damn awesome.

This has been a public service announcement.
 

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