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Morning! Off for my third jab shortly.

New people moved into one of the flats opposite at the weekend and for some reason they think it's acceptable to keep parking in front of my drive/garden wall and blocking my car from leaving the drive or getting on to the drive. I wouldn't mind if there wasn't ample space on their side of the road that you could fit several buses into but, as they've just moved in, I'm going to be a good neighbour about it and say nowt unless I need them to move it. I'm sure another neighbour will soon fill them in about the gobshite woman that lives in our house :D
 
Floppet said:
I'm sure another neighbour will soon fill them in about the gobshite woman that lives in our house :D
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I'll be honest, that sounds like Moopy's job but I guess physical proximity is a thing.
 
Fully jabbed now. When it was done Nurse tried to make me wait fifteen minutes so I told her I'd wait on my sofa, when she asked how far away that was I pointed to my house across the street so she let me out of the fire exit to save me walking back through and around the building. Nice nursey.
 
Ok so I saw an erotic particular online recently, and the guy was totally naked, except some sort of a bag stuck on his stomach, between his waist and naval, a little off to the side.

Tbh it took me out of it but all power to him.

But I couldn’t help but wonder…
what was the bag?
 
Diddy said:
Ok so I saw an erotic particular online recently, and the guy was totally naked, except some sort of a bag stuck on his stomach, between his waist and naval, a little off to the side.

Tbh it took me out of it but all power to him.

But I couldn’t help but wonder…
what was the bag?
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Colostomy?
 
I remember Julian Clary used to do a bit in his stand-up act about how he used to see a bloke with a colostomy bag, and it being an "added interest" in the bedroom :basil:
 
I have always wondered though, if you had a bag would it mean you no longer had to d**che? :shock: Happy to move this post to DARK MOPSY if preferred!
 
On that note, onlyfans is a bit depressing. He just stands there sullen, like “here’s me standing with my cock out”. Where’s the intrigue?
 
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Diddy said:
Ok so I saw an erotic particular online recently, and the guy was totally naked, except some sort of a bag stuck on his stomach, between his waist and naval, a little off to the side.

Tbh it took me out of it but all power to him.

But I couldn’t help but wonder…
what was the bag?
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Could be a piss bag, I forget the medical term.
 
Apparently I'm close to outliving "Michael Hutchence from Simply Red", so I'm inclined to say I don't trust it.
 
Congratulations - this means that you have already lived longer than an unstable subatomic particle(0 days) and a female mayfly (1 days).

If you can manage to survive the rest of the day you will outlive a male mayfly so give yourself the luxury of a deep bath.
 
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At 19157 days I've outlived Christopher Reeve and Giant Haystacks and in 63 days I'll have beaten Roy "Lucky" Orbison.
 
Hi Moopy! I have been to get a BOUNCY BLOW :ken: and have my nails done and my other half is picking me up later and we are going to Andrew Fairlies for a meal. I am not quite SURE what is going on. Usually their mask has well and truly slipped by now!
 
I do love my job sometimes. I've honestly done very little for the 3 weeks I've been on this new project and the lead has just said "Thank you for everything, you've already helped me so much!!"
 
Less happy about the INSULTING offer I've had on my flat AGAIN. Hurry up you tight cunts, I've seen one I want in Camden :evil:
 
Kate said:
Less happy about the INSULTING offer I've had on my flat AGAIN. Hurry up you tight cunts, I've seen one I want in Camden :evil:
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Was it something like "i'll give you £500k for your house and your mother blows goats"?

I'd find that pretty insulting too.
 
Anything less than what I bought the fucking thing for is JUST RUDE, considering I have spent several grand on it since. :evil:
 
Also sick of all the emails from companies about Valentine's Day. BOOK YOUR ROMANTIC DINNER WITH US! MAKE THIS ROMANTIC RECIPE! FUCK OFF! I'm going to be in a low cut dress in the front row for a comedian I have a crush on.
 
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