Wednesday bemused by stool sample

[Sheena]

I mean, Moopy, it's telling me to put CLING FILM over the pan?

 

[Sheena]

In other news, I woke up GRUMPY, Mr Sheena got RIGHT ON MY FUCKING TITS and I snapped at him and it ended in a COMPLETELY POINTLESS ROW and it's left me not being arsed with today. Might bunk off and go cottaging rather than facing my DREARY WORKDAY.

 

[Shirley]

Oh god they are always on at you about that once you reach a certain age. I had ENOUGH OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT so I didn't bother

UPDATE: The pants have only got as far as MILAN

 

[Tisch]

Just stick a tupperware tub in the toilet and be done with it! Just give it a good rinse before you use it again x

 

[Shirley]

RIGHT I'm taking this parcel to the post office.

No doubt all the local OLD CROCKS will have been queuing waiting it for open since 6AM

LET ME THROUGH I'M PRE PAID

 

[jyxz]

RIGHT I'm taking this parcel to the post office.

No doubt all the local OLD CROCKS will have been queuing waiting it for open since 6AM

LET ME THROUGH I'M PRE PAID

Is it the decorations you confiscated?

 

[Sheena]

Just stick a tupperware tub in the toilet and be done with it! Just give it a good rinse before you use it again x

Might pack Mr Sheena's lunch in it after this morning

 

[ZenGiraffe]

RIGHT I'm taking this parcel to the post office.

No doubt all the local OLD CROCKS will have been queuing waiting it for open since 6AM

LET ME THROUGH I'M PRE PAID

You can arrange for the postman to pick it up from you directly now!

 

[lolly]

Oh god they are always on at you about that once you reach a certain age. I had ENOUGH OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT so I didn't bother

I've had the SHIT KIT under the coffee table for well over 6 months and can't face it, much to his annoyance.

I know it's important, but still struggling to get my head around the DICKY HEART, thanks.

 

[lolly]

Do you have a LIVE PANTS TRACKER, @Shirley?

 

[Shirley]

I certainly do. I wonder whether they are travelling by air, sea, road or train. I'D LOVE TO KNOW WOULDN'T YOU

 

[Shirley]

You can arrange for the postman to pick it up from you directly now!

But it's 30p EXTRA and God knows I need to go out more. Although the old bird in front of me in the queue did smell a bit MUSTY

 

[Sheena]

Well, I've sorted the poo sample, but I've somehow managed to lose the urine sample tube, SO HERE WE GO AGAIN!

 

[Santaliger007]

Crazyyy chrimbo shopping day whoppp & lots scratch cards day whoppp

Blue ligers rawks

 

[octophone]

I did it at work. Stuffed the bowl with toilet paper, "logged on", took a wee bit, crossed my fingers and flushed. Mercifully it took the lot in one go.

 

[big ron]

Tempted to move all STOOL SAMPLE chat to the Enya forum.

 

[Tisch]

Speculate wildly about Enya's stool sample.

I'm going for a good SIX on the Bristol chart

 

[big ron]

She looks like she gets a good amount of ROUGHAGE.

 

[Sheena]

I have no need to know about her ORINOCO FLOW

 

[lolly]

Now we really know what she Paints The Sky with

 

[jyxz]

Now we really know what she Paints The Sky with

SHART?

 

[lolly]

NAR:

 

[big ron]

FUCKING HELL I LOVE MINCE PIES

 

[Joseph]

Even as a nurse the stool sample thing is a bit, well, shit. I kept it in the bathroom for a good week and I kept getting emails from the company PLEASE SEND TO US ASAP as if the shit elves were dying to see what they would receive.

 

[lolly]

I go past my Gran's old house on the way to work. She died over 20 years ago, but whoever lives there now has a St George's Cross flag hanging out the front bedroom window. This makes me sad and angry.