Wednesday but it’s 2% faster every time there’s a Go_A emoji

[Diddy]

Morning all, I got bored waiting for you all.

 

[COB]

Hello!

 

[Iguana]

 

[Diddy]

 

[COB]

Wednesday brought to you in part by these Mexican Space Jam promotional characters:

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who do the non-eurovision people think she is?

 

[Indie]

Emperor Zod, I assume.

 

[jivafox]

Edea from Final Fantasy 8.

 

[Lucille]

IT’S A NEW DAWN

 

[Kate]

Oscar the Grouch?

 

[Lucille]

Come Saturday you’ll be worshipping her too Kate.

 

[Apoca]

Сію, сію, сію, сію зеленесенькііііііііііііііііііііііііііііііііііііііііііі

 

[Diddy]

Wednesday is now 15% faster

 

[COB]

And now?

 

[Diddy]

And now?

Almost 20% omg

 

[ButterTart]

Who do the non-eurovision people think she is?

Sort of like a lesbian Muppet Jesus.

 

[Lucille]

Omg A’Whora just walked into the cafe i’m in.

 

[Rita]

Who do the non-eurovision people think she is?

To me I get LORRAINE CHASE vibes.

 

[jivafox]

 

[big ron]

This is why people leave moopy.

 

[Kate]

@big ron I found a venue for the non-Eurovision Moopmeet, see you there x

 

[Sheena]

This is HOMOPHOBIA so you STRAIGHTS had better WATCH YOUR BACKS (especially RON- no one wants Kate's starfish)

 

[Phoenix]

Who’s the green lady? Is she relevant to Moopy humor?

 

[Soldi]

Her name is RAVEN QUEEN and she cast a spell on Europe last night

 

[Phoenix]

 

[big ron]

@big ron I found a venue for the non-Eurovision Moopmeet, see you there x

BRING KET

 

[Kate]

If you bring BANTZ

 

[big ron]

MAD BANTZ or just the regular kind?

 

[Kate]

LEGENDARY BANTZ

 

[big ron]

On it. #madlad

 

[dmlaw]

@big ron I found a venue for the non-Eurovision Moopmeet, see you there x

I'm a little disappointed that their allergies section doesn't just say, 'Harden up. Allergies are for pussies."

 

[Star]

Does anyone else not have a clue what's going on in here?

 

[win_the_game]

Does anyone else not have a clue what's going on in here?

That E*r*vision garbage has taken over

 

[straightorbroken]

Can car batteries start back again with just waiting or do you need a "jump start"? Not that I'd have the foggiest on that either. Well, at least I got my workout out the way. I don't think I left my lights on or anything.

 

[Soldi]

You have to jump start I think? I’m no Floppet but that’s what I’ve always done when my car battery dies

 

[Diddy]

Can car batteries start back again with just waiting or do you need a "jump start"? Not that I'd have the foggiest on that either. Well, at least I got my workout out the way. I don't think I left my lights on or anything.

had your battery been flat before? If so it might be hard. I’m not a car expert but it gets charged up by driving around because your fan belt charges it (?!). If it won’t start now, I’m not sure anything will change by waiting, unless it starts on a fluke

 

[straightorbroken]

I first thought of floppet too

Someone is coming to my rescue. Trust me not to have my AA card on me - reminds me when a police car stopped and changed a tyre for me and the look on their faces when they couldn't believe I knew nothing, I could have done with the amusement of that again. All I know is I drive a white one. Cars are not my thing.

 

[straightorbroken]

had your battery been flat before? If so it might be hard. I’m not a car expert but it gets charged up by driving around because your fan belt charges it (?!). If it won’t start now, I’m not sure anything will change by waiting, unless it starts on a fluke

I've googled and didn't like what I read. Weirdly, the lights are working.

 

[Diddy]

Try starting it without the lights on. It’s just to get things started