ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
The station is teeming with police this morning. I think they’re waiting to arrest someone on my train.
Sadly not, I was allowed to come into work without obstacleIs it you?

No, once you get on it’s pretty much a free for all.Do the trains have taped off seats like buses (here, at least) do?
I've not left the house yet, as I've purposely shifted my day 90 minutes later so I shouldn't face the possibility of a 'full' (i.e. quarter full) bus.
Our buses had taped off seats. Very dystopian.
You might have the conductor randomly popping through to check, so I’d be mindful of taking the mask off.I'm going up north for the weekend on the train. I'm hoping the train is relatively empty and I don't need to wear the mask for the whole trip as it sounds like hell.


No, that's fiction.It's hardly Blade Runner is it?!?
Try wearing them non stop for an 8 hour shift babesI need to go down to London next week to get away from Ms Ron I mean work and I think I'm going to drive. The idea of sitting on a hot train for 2 hours with a fucking mask on sounds AWFUL.

He’s offered me a naked dance to Maria Magdalena by Doris Dragovic on Instagram instead!Soldi has offered to jump out of a cake nude but I’m not sure that’s allowed at the moment![]()
Did I?!He’s offered me a naked dance to Maria Magdalena by Doris Dragovic on Instagram instead!

So young and full of hope. I’d share some snaps of my 35th birthday celebrations but we didn’t have cameras in those days.Thanks loves!
THIRTY FIVE !![]()
Try wearing them non stop for an 8 hour shift babes
It’s fucking INTOLERABLY hot in this fucking shithole. Since there’s no upper temperature limit, they’re not doing the humane thing and letting us go home.Its SIESTA hot
Oh I’ve been a right CUNT all afternoon. I’ve just had an hour of a Romanian bloke shouting down the phone at me while a translator desperately attempted to make sense of what he was saying. I lost my rag a bit and nearly blurred out that the reason it’s taken so long to progress his claim is that we’ve had to refer him to fraud for being a big cheating bastard.I really turn into an arse in the heat, I'm off to get an ice cream.