Wednesday has a nice conversation about puppies

Win_the_game said:
Wasn’t it just that little git Hancock looking for a soundbite? The police have already said they’re disappointed but don’t actually give a toss.
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Oh is that what it was? Vile bastard. Thank goodness the lovely Professor will remain free to continue his plunging spree :disco:
 
Floppet said:
I am flabbergasted at how many of you say that you don't wash your feet properly or don't wash literally all of your body in the shower! Filthy mingers!
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Don't pretend you just don't get a quick dog lick to do yours
 
Floppet said:
I am flabbergasted at how many of you say that you don't wash your feet properly or don't wash literally all of your body in the shower! Filthy mingers!
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I sit at a desk in my house for a living. I'm hardly working down t'pit.

Too much soap is bad for your skin. Fuck in Ibiza when I used to go in the sea a lot I didn't even use shampoo as my hair didn't need it.
 
Dirty bastards the lot of you. Next you’ll be saying you don’t even use deodorant as you prefer a natural scent. :zombie:
 
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I've never particularly felt like I was missing out until LITERALLY EVERYONE started going on about CAROLE BASKIN. It's OK, I'm pretty sure she's even more of a rich bitch than me.
 
lolly said:
I bet Floppet hasn't bought a FLANNEL in YEARS!
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I haven't but only because flannels are a breeding ground for bacteria so I never use them. When I was a kid I stayed over at a friend's house and there was a damp flannel in the bathroom and it stank so bad it put me off them for life.
 
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Win_the_game said:
Dirty bastards the lot of you. Next you’ll be saying you don’t even use deodorant as you prefer a natural scent. :zombie:
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i don't and don't think i ever have apart from a few rather stinky teen years. in fact i actively hate it.
 
Floppet said:
I haven't but only because flannels are a breeding ground for bacteria so I never use them. When I was a kid I stayed over at a friend's house and there was a damp flannel in the bathroom and it stank so bad it put me off them for life.
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Oh flannels are truly VILE. Give it a week and they’re either stanking or crusty. Or both
 
My mum (yes, BACK AGAIN) used to boil wash flannels and tea towels on the hob and even now I cannot get that awful stench out of my snout :gross:
 
Floppet said:
I haven't but only because flannels are a breeding ground for bacteria so I never use them. When I was a kid I stayed over at a friend's house and there was a damp flannel in the bathroom and it stank so bad it put me off them for life.
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You can’t get the stink out no matter how many times you wash them. As the former owner of a wildly unsanitary bachelor semi-detached, this is something I’m all too familiar with.
 
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Kate said:
I've never particularly felt like I was missing out until LITERALLY EVERYONE started going on about CAROLE BASKIN. It's OK, I'm pretty sure she's even more of a rich bitch than me.
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Time to get into Drag Race :disco:
 
I bet they’re only used in scabby old Britain. Just the sort of diseased thing we go for :disco:

Overseas loungers to confirm please
 
I bought some flannels once to get the luxury hotel feel (ooh, THREE TOWELS!). I've ended up just using them for house cleaning
 
I’m sure he won’t appreciate me spoiling the surprise but to wet the whistle of all you flannel fans, I hear that @Kalabaliken will be awarding a MONOGRAMMED TARTAN FLANNEL to the winner of Kalavision 2020 :disco:
 
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lolly said:
Twenty odd years with Mr L and I have NEVER touched him below the ankle
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Mandy injured her ankle a couple of years ago and has spent every day since begging me to massage it. I refuse every time. If her feet touch me in bed I shout at her a lot.
 
I don't use a flannel, but what do people wash with? Cos I can't stand those weird scrunchie things..I like a nice scrubby sponge.
 
I'm currently reading the Wolfenden Report for my dissertation. a) I'm struck by how liberal it is for the 1950s. b) A paragraph that denies that homosexuality is not the preserve of the intelligentsia, declares that is also found in "the dullest oafs"

:D
 
I think Moopy would agree that SOME QUEENS are indeed THE DULLEST OAFS.
 
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Rachey said:
I don't use a flannel, but what do people wash with? Cos I can't stand those weird scrunchie things..I like a nice scrubby sponge.
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I have these pretty revolutionary things called hands, they have attached separate digits called fingers which allow me to do the most remarkable tasks.
 
YAY my furlough query at my OTHER job has been accepted :disco::)
 
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