Wednesday has a nice conversation about puppies

[Indie]

I don't use a flannel, but what do people wash with? Cos I can't stand those weird scrunchie things..I like a nice scrubby sponge.

A POT SCOURER?

 

[big ron]

I am amazed that people not only wash every square inch of their skin on a daily basis but that they feel they need some sort of DEVICE to do so. Just whack a bit of soap on your palm and LATHER UP.

 

[Zu]

I am amazed that people not only wash every square inch of their skin on a daily basis but that they feel they need some sort of DEVICE to do so. Just whack a bit of soap on your palm and LATHER UP.

The only thing I use is one of those godforsaken MITTS to keep my skin smooth and lovely although TBH it’s going rotten so there s one to hide when the guests arrive

 

[lolly]

What are flannels?

Kind of genital dishcloths. With a quick rub around the face, but only after under the foreskin.

 

[lolly]

I have these pretty revolutionary things called hands, they have attached separate digits called fingers which allow me to do the most remarkable tasks.

Fucking hell, anyone would think you weren't talking to a lesbian.

 

[win_the_game]

Cos I can't stand those weird scrunchie things..I like a nice scrubby sponge.

A shower pouf?

 

[big ron]

Fucking hell, anyone would think you weren't talking to a lesbian.

Oh don't let THEM LOT know about these hand thingies, they'll never leave the house.

 

[big ron]

Showergate aside this is 12 minutes of BANGER isn't it

 

[Zu]

Kind of genital dishcloths. With a quick rub around the face, but only after under the foreskin.

You’re forgetting the part where you roll it up and pop it up the jacksy for a five minute in-out cleansing which always happens BEFORE the foreskin and face rub

 

[lolly]

You’re forgetting the part where you roll it up and pop it up the jacksy for a five minute in-out cleansing which always happens BEFORE the foreskin and face rub

So does giving your toothbrush a quick wipe come before or after the jacksy?

 

[Zu]

So does giving your toothbrush a quick wipe come before or after the jacksy?

AFTER

 

[lolly]

So it's arse - toothbrush - foreskin - face.

Honestly, why don't the etiquette experts cover this sort of thing? Far more useful than the horror of using a dessert spoon for soup.

 

[Rachey]

A POT SCOURER?

Pretty much I love my scrubby sponge. Mandy uses her hands but i don't feel clean unless I scrub

 

[Rachey]

A shower pouf?

Yes, horrible things.

 

[floppet]

I use them to WIPE MY WINDSCREEN

I have several Halfords microfibre cloths for car cleaning (necessary for getting that perfect gleaming finish from SRP and EGP) and they look and feel just like blue flannels except for a teeny Halfords label stitched on the edge. Mr F once threw one at me declaring "this flannel's fucking shit!" then looked suitably ashamed when I pointed out the Halfords labels and told him they were car cloths.

 

[lolly]

I have several Halfords microfibre cloths for car cleaning (necessary for getting that perfect gleaming finish from SRP and EGP) and they look and feel just like blue flannels except for a teeny Halfords label stitched on the edge. Mr F once threw one at me declaring "this flannel's fucking shit!" then looked suitably ashamed when I pointed out the Halfords labels and told him they were car cloths.

I bet you could see your face in his bell end, though.

 

[Zu]

So it's arse - toothbrush - foreskin - face.

Honestly, why don't the etiquette experts cover this sort of thing? Far more useful than the horror of using a dessert spoon for soup.

I have asked ASMR Maria to do one of her lovely instructional videos but apparently they don’t have flannels in America and also she supposedly doesn’t have a foreskin OR SO SHE CLAIMS

 

[GNL]

So it's arse - toothbrush - foreskin - face.

Honestly, why don't the etiquette experts cover this sort of thing? Far more useful than the horror of using a dessert spoon for soup.

A man loves a triple threat
Did the party room just see that?
Arse - foreskin - face

 

[ButterTart]

I bet you could see your face in his bell end, though.

Anyway, I use a sponge in the shower. The icing sugar comes off almost instantly and I’m picking crumbs out of my pubes for the rest of the day, so I’m not sure they’re as good as people make out.

 

[Kate]

Anyway, I use a sponge in the shower. The icing sugar comes off almost instantly and I’m picking crumbs out of my pubes for the rest of the day, so I’m not sure they’re as good as people make out.

LIES. You love a tasty pube snack.

 

[octophone]

You’re forgetting the part where you roll it up and pop it up the jacksy for a five minute in-out cleansing which always happens BEFORE the foreskin and face rub

I leave you lot alone for ONE NIGHT so I can get some kip and it has come to this...

 

[octophone]

LIES. You love a tasty pube snack.

[John Peel] That was Tasty Pube Snack in session, three more from them before the end of the programme...and this is new from The Fall [/John Peel]

 

[Beverley]

I don't even know if this thread is appropriate for me to say my joy anymore... Anyway, I'm feeling good again. The publishers sent me the proposed cover and release date for MY FUCKING HARDBACK!

 

[lolly]

I mean CONGRATS and all that Miss Bev, but talk about LOWERING THE TONE...

 

[floppet]

I've laughed out loud at quite a few posts in this thread this afternoon.

 

[ameraal]

What are flannels?

what's "on the hob"?

 

[ameraal]

Its like a small towel you get wet to wash yourself with. I don't understand why they still exist now we aren't all washing from buckets.

omg is it like this?

my grandma used to punish me with one of those something fierce *.*
it's where my love for exfoliating comes from.

 

[big ron]

Its more basic than that, its just a small towel

 

[big ron]

 

[Kate]

what's "on the hob"?

Mama Zu's drawers on the boil

 

[ameraal]

oh. they're tiny towels.

 

[Kate]

(@Zu-Klara to confirm whether it was gas or electric hob or a WOOD BURNING STOVE)

 

[big ron]

oh. they're tiny towels.

But used for washing, rather than drying

 

[Zu]

(@Zu-Klara to confirm whether it was gas or electric hob or a WOOD BURNING STOVE)

GAS

Although we did have a coal fire. Oh the SUFFERING!

 

[ButterTart]

Today Moopy taught me that flannels are a uniquely British phenomenon.

 

[ameraal]

Today Moopy taught me that flannels are a uniquely British phenomenon.

i discovered a whole new world.

now, what is washing on the hob?

 

[Zu]

Mama Zu's drawers on the boil

Oh what is this nonsense? We HAND-WASHED those

Well, not collectively. Or maybe we did with boundaries that poor

 

[ButterTart]

i discovered a whole new world.

now, what is washing on the hob?

Boiling your white underwear in a saucepan, usually. I may have microwaved my socks, but boiling my grundies is something I've never done.

 

[lolly]

My mother still uses a flannel. It makes me feel slightly unwell seeing it on the bathroom sink, usually with a bar of Imperial Leather sitting atop it.

 

[Lucille]

Bars of soap generally (unless they’re lovely expensive ones) make me feel sick. I hate the rubbery way they make your skin feel.