Wednesday has egg all over its face

Rita said:
It’s Charlotte Tilbury Matte revolution and I am quite fond of the WALK OF NO SHAME shade.
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:disco: Oh great colour and what a FABULOUS name (although I see it says "previously Walk of Shame" so I assume they were rightly bullied into changing it)
 
Rita said:
I have been testing out some new lipsticks this morning. Nice to know I can sit around the house in some beautiful lip shades and absolutely no one else can see them. :evil:
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Well I just dragged myself out for a walk because the forecast said it wasn't going to rain yet and then IT FUCKING DID. So now I'm fucked off AND WET. Good job there were no open graves in the cemetery or I might have just FLUNG MYSELF IN
 
Kate said:
Well I just dragged myself out for a walk because the forecast said it wasn't going to rain yet and then IT FUCKING DID. So now I'm fucked off AND WET. Good job there were no open graves in the cemetery or I might have just FLUNG MYSELF IN
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I feel like you need to start drinking now.
 
I am usually very good at not drinking during work hours but I was JUST thinking about the open bottle of Pinot in my fridge
 
big ron said:
I never thought I'd say this but I'm getting bored of takeaway.
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I wish I was getting bored of takeaway. If Mr F could maybe just drag his arse out of bed before 1pm any day I'd be having chippy or burger every dinnertime, instead I'm reduced to sodding Supernoodles again.
 
Hmm yeah maybe I did just get bored of impending obesity :D
 
I'm not bored of takeaways although I am bored of when it's Mr Kate's turn to choose and he just goes for the same old places when there's HUNDREDS to choose from and they're now all free delivery with Deliveroo Plus oh god I do need that drink don't I
 
Just tried Richmond's MEAT FREE sausages after seeing them and remembering someone on here recommending them, and can confirm they are INCREDIBLY CONVINCING, and I imagine far superior to their ACTUAL SAUSAGES.
 
Kate said:
I'm not bored of takeaways although I am bored of when it's Mr Kate's turn to choose and he just goes for the same old places when there's HUNDREDS to choose from and they're now all free delivery with Deliveroo Plus oh god I do need that drink don't I
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Mr F would only eat from one chinese around here pre-Covid, but it's been closed since last March, and he refused to have anything from the other chinese that I preferred or the multitude of others nearby. Because I used to drive down to collect mine I'd also get his from there and the girl used to put it in two separate bags for me so it looked like I'd been to two takeaways. He never knew and never realised. Then, at the end of July last year we drove past "his" chinese on the way back from the hospital and he mused as to why it wasn't open. I was concentrating on driving so without thinking I said it'd just never opened after lockdown. He went mental at first but he's now happy to have chinese from my chinese.
 
I've had about half a dozen takeaways in the last year (mostly from restaurants who've resorted to it because of being shut).

That's quite a lot for me. I'd normally do about two a year max.
 
Lucille said:
Just tried Richmond's MEAT FREE sausages after seeing them and remembering someone on here recommending them, and can confirm they are INCREDIBLY CONVINCING, and I imagine far superior to their ACTUAL SAUSAGES.
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They taste like they have a very high arsehole content. They're delicious in that gross sausage way.
 
Applied for ONE JOB, so cracking the dildo out, I'm not actually in much of a hurry to find a job, as I'm quite happy to spend the summer PULLING PINTS and SHAGGING ABOUT.
 
Lucille said:
Just tried Richmond's MEAT FREE sausages after seeing them and remembering someone on here recommending them, and can confirm they are INCREDIBLY CONVINCING, and I imagine far superior to their ACTUAL SAUSAGES.
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They're actually a wee bit too much like real sausages to me. In a way I'm impressed but, in another, I'm like, ewww, Uncanny Valley ahoy.
 
Sorry Martha I actually find you repulsive and I’m beginning to suspect that casserole you sent me last night wasn’t a casserole at all, as I’ve been violently expunging mounds of rotten raisins myself all day.
 
Lucille said:
Applied for ONE JOB, so cracking the dildo out, I'm not actually in much of a hurry to find a job, as I'm quite happy to spend the summer PULLING PINTS and SHAGGING ABOUT.
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Saving the FALCON EGG for when we get the job offer are we?
 
octophone said:
If you ever decide to use your powers for evil, the world is in DEEP SHIT, that's all I'm saying. :D
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:D My powers are fine for deluding Mr F, he trusts me implicitly (knob) but I'd have no idea where to start on the rest of the world problems. It's hard to argue with "but you've been eating it happily for the last four months and hadn't even noticed!".
 
I have had the old fella and his wife from the old farm up the road at my door. The poor mites were in their pyjamas looking for me to call an ambulance as he couldn’t breathe. His wife is quite wandered so she had to come with him. He is now away in the ambulance and I have his wife staying with me until he gets home. It’s absolutely awful, as they have no family and no means to contact a carer. A landline is getting installed at some point, but they are really vulnerable. :(
 
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