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This is doing the rounds and NOF NOF NOF

 
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Quite possibly but something about it sounds PLAUSIBLE to me :D
 
I've been sent that by so many people, I'm clearly considered an expert in gloryholes and filth amongst my friends.

It's 100% false for multiple reasons.

1) If you'd accidentally sucked off your Dad you wouldn't tell a soul.
2) Gloryholes are mostly found in cruise bars/sex clubs. Why would you be in a sex club with your Dad?
3) The whole point of a glory hole is anonymity, why would you build one with a feature to remove that?
4) Switchable glass is quite pricy, you wouldn't put it in a place where pissed brits on stag/hens are likely to break it.

This has been my TED talk.
 
There used to be exactly the same urban legend locally to us about two twins on the gay scene. They were both cottagers but everyone seemed to ignore there was never a gloryhole anywhere locally for it to happen. Utter fiction.
 
Everybody in the office says it's real. Except for me. They all poo-pooed @big ron 's list of why it isn't real. :D

The lady who's three years older than me didn't know what a glory hole was. Or cottaging. I explained both and for cottaging she said "like George Michael got done for that time?".
 
The island is practically under water :o every single town is flooded, the train tracks are now impassable, the river has burst it's banked and flooded the roads, hundreds of houses are flooded, cars abandoned, people being told not to leave the house.

Yet somehow my 71 year old mother managed to drive me in her husband's old Skoda from Ryde to Cowes without a single issue. She's like a machine.
 
I was in a relatively GOOD MOOD until I just came through town and they are putting the Christmas Market out.

PISS OFF
 
Sheena said:
There used to be exactly the same urban legend locally to us about two twins on the gay scene. They were both cottagers but everyone seemed to ignore there was never a gloryhole anywhere locally for it to happen. Utter fiction.
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This would be my #5 - I was sure I'd heard this story (or a variation of it) before.
 
big ron said:
Quite happy to counter, how did they dismiss my evidence?
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1) If you'd accidentally sucked off your Dad you wouldn't tell a soul. "well you'd probably tell your best friend and they'd tell somebody else..."
2) Gloryholes are mostly found in cruise bars/sex clubs. Why would you be in a sex club with your Dad? "they were on stag and hen dos and probably didn't realise they'd gone to the same place ..."
3) The whole point of a glory hole is anonymity, why would you build one with a feature to remove that? "because it's a sex club so some people might want to watch ..."
4) Switchable glass is quite pricy, you wouldn't put it in a place where pissed brits on stag/hens are likely to break it. "it's probably toughened glass, that's not dear (expensive) ..."

Honestly, it's an awful thing to say but it's now impossible to have an intelligent discussion about anything sensible in our office. The one who gave most of the answers above asked me on Monday why, if you put a Goldbear (jelly sweet) in saltwater, does it swell up overnight. So I said it'll probably be osmosis and she asked whether that was a real word or had I made it up? I explained it was what makes your fingers go wrinkly if you stay in the bath too long and told her how the process worked. She still thought I was winding her up so I had to Google it for her before she believed me.
 
floppet said:
1) If you'd accidentally sucked off your Dad you wouldn't tell a soul. "well you'd probably tell your best friend and they'd tell somebody else..."
2) Gloryholes are mostly found in cruise bars/sex clubs. Why would you be in a sex club with your Dad? "they were on stag and hen dos and probably didn't realise they'd gone to the same place ..."
3) The whole point of a glory hole is anonymity, why would you build one with a feature to remove that? "because it's a sex club so some people might want to watch ..."
4) Switchable glass is quite pricy, you wouldn't put it in a place where pissed brits on stag/hens are likely to break it. "it's probably toughened glass, that's not dear (expensive) ..."

Honestly, it's an awful thing to say but it's now impossible to have an intelligent discussion about anything sensible in our office. The one who gave most of the answers above asked me on Monday why, if you put a Goldbear (jelly sweet) in saltwater, does it swell up overnight. So I said it'll probably be osmosis and she asked whether that was a real word or had I made it up? I explained it was what makes your fingers go wrinkly if you stay in the bath too long and told her how the process worked. She still thought I was winding her up so I had to Google it for her before she believed me.
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I assume you told them that moopy is full of very experienced perverts and deviants, and you'd be taking their opinion.
 
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