Wednesday is here all week

[AGinAg (37)]

I met Mr Ag 10 years ago today.

 

[Beverley]

That’s lovely, Ag. Are you both celebrating?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That’s lovely, Ag. Are you both celebrating?

Not specifically, I only just realised and we're both fairly unwell to varying degrees.

However the never mentioned wedding is basically coincided with all our 10th anniversaries this year.

 

[Beverley]

Can’t wait to receive my invite!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well we had a house inspection this morning. Obviously we passed, but he ticked GOOD for every room rather than EXCELLENT.

It was clean, pretty tidy, no misuse of the property. What more do they want?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Although S'Express has just come on the radio, so I don't give a fuck anymore.

 

[Marina Salty]

Well we had a house inspection this morning. Obviously we passed, but he ticked GOOD for every room rather than EXCELLENT.

It was clean, pretty tidy, no misuse of the property. What more do they want?

Like teachers at school who gave out grades by excluding 10s beforehand saying they were only for gods.

 

[Rita]

It’s grey and absolutely pelting it down outside and I am still feeling under the weather. Can someone wake me up when it’s SPRING?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Pretty sure my neighbours across the road have a bottle of MAYO on their bedroom window sill.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Using it as lube probably

 

[big ron]

Well we had a house inspection this morning. Obviously we passed, but he ticked GOOD for every room rather than EXCELLENT.

It was clean, pretty tidy, no misuse of the property. What more do they want?

There is no such thing as 10/10 (apparently)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Using it as lube probably

Who doesn't want a nice EGGY FUCK?

 

[RJN]

That’s the grossest thing I’ve read here

 

[Kate]

Just resisting a tuna mayo gag

Oops

 

[Dark Carnival]

That’s the grossest thing I’ve read here

Is it?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just resisting a tuna mayo gag

Oops

Tuna mayo? I barely know her!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She does look like the sort to have a dry arsehole and say "fuck it, we'll use the mayo"

 

[RJN]

Is it?

Somehow yes

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Maybe it was a sexy mayo massage.

 

[Diddy]

Just resisting a tuna mayo gag

Oops

I have to resist gagging when there’s tuna mayo involved

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have to resist gagging when there’s tuna mayo involved

Next time you go for one of your sexy massages, suggest a squirt or two of mayo.

 

[Generic Account]

I can't handle mayo bottles, ketchup bottles, salad cream bottles, brown sauce etc etc.

So I'm with @RJN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I can't handle mayo bottles, ketchup bottles, salad cream bottles, brown sauce etc etc.

So I'm with @RJN

What, the actual BOTTLES?

 

[Kate]

I can't handle mayo bottles, ketchup bottles, salad cream bottles, brown sauce etc etc.

So I'm with @RJN

Surely it depends on the size. I can imagine a 600g jar of Hellmans being a bit of a squeeze

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Surely it depends on the size. I can imagine a 600g jar of Hellmans being a bit of a squeeze

What's the biggest bottle you can handle?

 

[big ron]

Next time you go for one of your sexy massages, suggest a squirt or two of mayo.

Fun fact: My mate went for a sexy massage in Riga and the masseuse had no oil so poured his bottle of beer on him to lube things up.

 

[GNL]

Fun fact: My mate went for a sexy massage in Riga and the masseuse had no oil so poured his bottle of beer on him to lube things up.

Sticky!

 

[RJN]

I can't handle mayo bottles, ketchup bottles, salad cream bottles, brown sauce etc etc.

So I'm with @RJN

I do like use sauce on food. Or at least I did before today

 

[Kate]

What's the biggest bottle you can handle?

Will REPORT BACK LATER

 

[Sheena]

Thunder and lightning?

IN JANUARY?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kate Waitrose visit turns sexual

 

[RJN]

Kate Waitrose visit turns sexual

Supermarket chat 2023 takes on an entirely new meaning

 

[lolly]

KingaKate

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kate seriously wounded but her thighs taste of delicious garlic mayo.

 

[big ron]

1 Kate 1 Jar (funny)

 

[lolly]

CLEAN UP ON AISLE 9 PLEASE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kate horrifies hungry punters at hot sausage stand

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kate takes her a detour on her holiday

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Presented without Kate

 

[Lucille]