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I heard some kids saying PRAT, CRAP and TEAT the other day. Won’t be saying it again. Stabbed ‘em![]()
I would pick them up on it! When someone uses foul language at work infront of me I'll always say something, even if it's a customer.
This language was a lot more colourful than THAT.

Lovely
That whiskey has STOPPED ME COUGHING ALL RIGHT. HOORAH FOR SCOTLAND![]()
About the whisky, Rosie or my bowels?
There’s only one thing worth erecting at this time of night and it’s certainly not a fence
Knock the fence down at 5am x


Temptress! What a super idea. It’ll clearly only require a very limp kick given the general state of the MATERIALS. Might just do thatPoo update now please luv![]()
With me, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN, OR WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET![]()
I’ll give you the Rosie update. The only joke that got gasps from the audience
“I’m a triple threat. I’m disabled, I’m gay and I’m a prick.
The BBC LOVE me.
I should really have been called Diversity. That name was already taken. My audition for them did not go well.
I shouldn’t have blacked up”
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