Wednesday is Over Dreaming (Over You)

Hasn't Kate Middleton starting dressing dowdy? Or maybe that's the fashion right now...
 
Hasn't Kate Middleton starting dressing dowdy? Or maybe that's the fashion right now...

It must get wearing being on show all the time. I'm in my work in joggy bottoms and a t-shirt because it's Wednesday, I have a cold and I cannot be jigged.
 
I saw a photo of Adore Delano the other day and for a moment thought it was Kate Middleton.
 
I bet you Kate’s got hairier pits than Adore
 
I am back to 'work' today, sat in my office on my own and feeling very isolated. Granted I got to have a wank in peace this morning but I miss being in a field with lots of people.
 
I am back to 'work' today, sat in my office on my own and feeling very isolated. Granted I got to have a wank in peace this morning but I miss being in a field with lots of people.

Hang on...so, you didn't manage to get through Glasto without a crafty tug?
 
Hang on...so, you didn't manage to get through Glasto without a crafty tug?

Oh no I had one of those while Ms Ron was off doing something, and we managed to get a couple of tent shags in, but it was so hot we were limited in opportunity. I was more referring to the fact the family was all here yesterday as we all had the day off.
 
I'm off work for a week and a half now :disco:

Off to Bath for a bit of charity shopping
 
Nothing major. I'm sure I'll have a few days out here and there. And lots of masturbating.
 
There's a definite onanistic theme to Moopy today - I know there was a solar eclipse yesterday but it should only really be Cancerians who are busting.
 
I know right. Personally I can't be bothered. Not that I'm depressed or anything.
 
I had rebound sex on Monday, I regretted it after.

I was also cursed with the feeling of a pube stuck in my throat for the whole following day, but maybe that’s just my imagination. Either way, I’m on the verge of losing my voice. I guess he had a haunted penis.
 
I take this as a sign that I shouldn’t take up his offer of free ticket to a gay-only brass band performance next week.

Why does that have to be gay-only? Are they only going to play gay interest artists?
 
oh wow the whole internet seems to have come to a complete hault

This pisses me off because I've just spent half an hour faffing with my wifi modem thingy because it's flashing a green light and I could only see descriptions of pictures people had posted on Facebook. I thought it was my interweb that was broken but now I realise it's just the beginning of the apocalypse.
 
It's not just unsatisfactory internet here. My mobile is cutting in and out so I rang my mum but she didn't answer her house phone either from my mobile or our landline, her mobile was switched off and then she didn't answer the Facetime either which was my last resort. I'd just put my boots on to drive down and check everything was OK when my Facetime rang and it was my mum. She'd heard it ringing the first time but couldn't work out where the sound was coming from and it was my dad who said "was it that thing that I watch videos of Ridley on?" and she realised it was her iPad. I do despair.
 
I had a shitty but well handled day at work and started at 6:30am, but then left early, got a haircut, aced a gym session with loads of PBs, had a lovely long swim in the sea, came back home and cooked dinner, packed for my weekend away, watched an old Almodóvar, read Men’s Health magazine, finished my book and am now in bed.

I feel like today has been a productive day.
 

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