Wednesday is the day that it is today

Howdy boss.

That title made me think of the Monty Python sketch where John Cleese plays a researcher with a new theory on dinosaurs "this is my theory which belongs to me and is mine"
 
Presumably John Cleese then called all the dinosaurs "dirty forigners" with "slanty eyes" who should "go home to dinosaurland"
 
Oh, fuck off! He might be a clueless old bastard but at least he paid loads of tax and THEN bogged off to an island rather than doing it straight away.
 
I think Mr S might be going to buy me a CHAMOIS THONG as featured in ancient tags
 
I'd pay GOOD MONEY to rid the office of those fucking chairs that SQUEAL every time you fucking MOVE. I refused point-blank to have one no matter how ERGONOMICALLY FABULOUS they might be.
 
I've felt weird as fuck all day - glad I've got a day off tomorrow.
 
I had to attend a 6 hour management meeting today. On my day off. My God managers can talk!
 
I've had a RIGHT CUNT of a day which started at 2am and has only just finished.
 
I didnt get to sleep until 2am so I've done fuck all apart from have a wank and eat fried chicken.

Now drinking wine and smoking weed. Diet is OFF for the night.
 
I've actually done a sixteen hour day and still ate healthily, though didn't get to the gym for OBVIOUS EXHAUSTION REASONS.

I'm now downloading illegal books and Whitney Houston remixes for my holiday :disco:
 

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