Wednesday keeps on giving

[Lume]

I came home home and found keys on the table. I feel relieved but also a bit sad.

 

[Phoenix]

Why? The sun hasn’t even set yet

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's still yesterday.

 

[Lucille]

Oh as if date or time means anything anymore!

 

[Mats]

I came home home and found keys on the table. I feel relieved but also a bit sad.

this could be the opening of a novel

what's happening?

 

[Lume]

this could be the opening of a novel

what's happening?

Oh well, I broke up a while ago. Still had a lot of his stuff around so he came and took it all. And left his key on the table.

 

[Lume]

And it's fucking Finnish time this time!

 

[Mats]

heja Finland!

strange feeling that, Lume. I hope it'll bring some closure!

 

[Lume]

I'm also happily comfortable in my fucking big cave. Luckily I have a robot vacuumer.

 

[Lume]

heja Finland!

strange feeling that, Lume. I hope it'll bring some closure!

Thank you, Mats! I'm okay, really. Thought this was a better place to put it to, compared to spitting on the face of a child on the street.

 

[ButterTart]

I do like a nice, early daily thread.

Can't be arsed this morning, I know I've got a day of pointless busy work coming up and I rather just spend the day shitposting and playing Dragon Ball.

 

[Tisch]

I want another Mafia to distract me from work but also think my brain needs a rest. I have the madness of Kalavision to keep me ticking over I guess. Off to find some hot TRACKZ FROM PALAU*!


*Probably not even a joke at this point

 

[ButterTart]

I want another Mafia to distract me from work but also think my brain needs a rest. I have the madness of Kalavision to keep me ticking over I guess. Off to find some hot TRACKZ FROM PALAU*!


*Probably not even a joke at this point

I quite agree, Shite Clamp. I always feel a bit bereft after Mafia finishes.

 

[Tisch]

I quite agree, Shite Clamp. I always feel a bit bereft after Mafia finishes.

Was literally just mentioning to Ig that I feel a bit down today and maybe that's it

 

[ButterTart]

Was literally just mentioning to Ig that I feel a bit down today and maybe that's it

It is. You miss your mafia pals as soon as it's over, even if they were all dicks who murdered you and stole your magnifying glass and deerstalker.

 

[Zu]

Oh well, I broke up a while ago. Still had a lot of his stuff around so he came and took it all. And left his key on the table.

Luckily I have a robot vacuumer.

 

[Zu]

Oh as if date or time means anything anymore!

EXACTLY! Actually I’d be up for our overseas (non-UK in other words) loungers regularly starting daily threads when it’s midnight at their end for maximum bewilderment and confusion

 

[Indie]

A work call at 8am. So naturally i'm doing it from bed.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I'm also happily comfortable in my fucking big cave. Luckily I have a robot vacuumer.

I got one a couple of months ago. Best purchase ever. Well since the Steam cleaner obvs

 

[ButterTart]

A work call at 8am. So naturally i'm doing it from bed.

When they have literally the entire day at their disposal, scheduling a meeting for that time just seems mean spirited.

 

[octophone]

I'm in training all day today as it turns out so behave yrselves!

 

[Rachey]

Poor Lume

Why is the weather shit. I want to go for a walk. Instead I think I will spend my morning putting one of my fish to sleep. Pet ownership is fun.

 

[Indie]

When they have literally the entire day at their disposal, scheduling a meeting for that time just seems mean spirited.

I also had a call at 10pm and was working until 1am (with a few glasses of vino) so 8am seems especially rough.

 

[big ron]

Poor Lume

Why is the weather shit. I want to go for a walk. Instead I think I will spend my morning putting one of my fish to sleep. Pet ownership is fun.

Do pet fish need humane end of life care beyond the toilet bowl?

 

[Shirley]

I need to change the email address of a certain friend of mine so it's not my work email address

Chào bạn ThunderThighs

 

[ButterTart]

I also had a call at 10pm and was working until 1am (with a few glasses of vino) so 8am seems especially rough.

You work with monsters. I was playing mafia during my Skype meeting yesterday, and I left it early because the presenters were shit (the meeting, not mafia).

 

[lolly]

Do pet fish need humane end of life care beyond the toilet bowl?

My frying pan

 

[Rachey]

Do pet fish need humane end of life care beyond the toilet bowl?

Yes

That's cruel..I'm using clove oil to sedate him and then he will die.

 

[ThunderThighs]

I need to change the email address of a certain friend of mine so it's not my work email address

Chào bạn ThunderThighs

I've turned it off SHIRL you MISERABLE OLD SOW

 

[big ron]

Yes

That's cruel..I'm using clove oil to sedate him and then he will die.

Is it cruel though? I mean fish aren't exactly wired for emotion. Surely they just float upside down and die? Do people bring fish into the vets?!

 

[dmlaw]

Yes

That's cruel..I'm using clove oil to sedate him and then he will die.

That sounds a bit less like humane end of life care and more like a marinade.

 

[big ron]

Cloves go nice with orange and star anise, so some sort of Asian inspired steamed fish dish would work well.

 

[SDF]

Why do I keep getting spam PMs for @ford4582

 

[Diddy]

Shirley beat me to it but


Chào bạn Moopy

 

[big ron]

We're currently working on that. Big Ron investigations is compiling a dossier.

 

[lolly]

That sounds a bit less like humane end of life care and more like a marinade.

I definitely want that fish for lunch with a couple of pickled onions now.

 

[ButterTart]

We're currently working on that. Big Ron investigations is compiling a dossier.

BT Assured Solutions has had the offender roughed up a bit, but beyond violence there’s little else we can contribute.

 

[big ron]

BT Assured Solutions has had the offender roughed up a bit, but beyond violence there’s little else we can contribute.

When this merger goes through BIG TART GLOBAL MEGACORP will be an unstoppable force.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've spoken to my dissertation supervisor, who is the nicest lesbian in the world and she's made it all better.

 

[ButterTart]

When this merger goes through BIG TART GLOBAL MEGACORP will be an unstoppable force.

I’ve focus tested that name by the way, it plays very well among middle aged Japanese businessmen. Businesswomen aren’t as keen, but surely there can’t be many of them.