Wednesday launches an internal investigation

[octophone]

No, not THAT type, ya filthy animals.

MORNING.

 

[big ron]

I am VERY TIRED today thanks to our new cross building fire alarms malfunctioning at 1am (for the third time in a week)

Whats more fun is they call the fire brigade out every time they go off. Imagine everyone's joy when they went off again at 2am.

 

[big ron]

Also I've just been sent the footage from last weeks glamorous film shoot and its dogshit.

 

[Nancy]

Does anyone else hate that WAM BAM song?

 

[Nancy]

The one that goes, "...and take your dog with you" and "No! What am I saying?! I love you!!!!"

 

[jyxz]

The one that goes, "...and take your dog with you" and "No! What am I saying?! I love you!!!!"

Candy Girls?

 

[Nancy]

Candy Girls?

I don't know. But it's either a camp man or a woman who performs the vocals.

 

[jyxz]

I don't know. But it's either a camp man or a woman who performs the vocals.

Yes. That’s Sweet Pussy Pauline

 

[Nancy]

Pauline and her pussy have tortured me since 1997 with this awful song.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m spending the night in LUTON. With God’s blessing, that will be the last time I ever use that phrase.

 

[big ron]

Exhausted, swear if that alarm goes off again tonight I’m taking a hammer to the cunt.

 

[jyxz]

I’m spending the night in LUTON. With God’s blessing, that will be the last time I ever use that phrase.

Is Lorraine Chase still alive?

 

[ButterTart]

Is Lorraine Chase still alive?

Despite my best efforts, yes