Wednesday likes the cinema and has a sexual preference towards men

I really relate to Wednesday (except liking the cinema)
 
My mum: "Can you install me this Instagram?"

Me:

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My coworker, giving someone a tip as if she's invented something new: "I make a list of things to do and then I cross them off when I do them"
I like this but I don't want to disrupt this lovely picture of three-letter posters all enjoying a fellow three-letterserer post.

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In "Tisch is awkward episode 852", I was just at Tesco where I'd overdone it a bit (a lot) on the sweet treats. Woman in front states "Oh I was wondering when I'd see something healthy! :)" when I subsequently put the bananas down. "Alright JUDGEY".... is what I should have said. Instead I said, "haha, they're not ALL for me, haha! :)" (they are). Woman says SOMETHING about kids going back to school. I smile and "haha" and say something along the lines of "don't I KNOW IT haha". She then asks HOW MANY KIDS I HAVE. "Don't JUDGE my dietary choices and then ask me such personal questions!"... is what I should have said. "None, YET!.. BUTWE'READOPTING... QUITE SOON HOPEFULLY!!!!!" is what I DID say, and so there I am in the Tesco queue divulging one of my most personal and private elements of my life to a total stranger. She's then telling me all about how her cousin adopted because something was MISSING IN HER LIFE all the while I'm positioning myself behind my trolley wanting to die.

This is why I online shop.
 
In "Tisch is awkward episode 852", I was just at Tesco where I'd overdone it a bit (a lot) on the sweet treats. Woman in front states "Oh I was wondering when I'd see something healthy! :)" when I subsequently put the bananas down. "Alright JUDGEY".... is what I should have said. Instead I said, "haha, they're not ALL for me, haha! :)" (they are). Woman says SOMETHING about kids going back to school. I smile and "haha" and say something along the lines of "don't I KNOW IT haha". She then asks HOW MANY KIDS I HAVE. "Don't JUDGE my dietary choices and then ask me such personal questions!"... is what I should have said. "None, YET!.. BUTWE'READOPTING... QUITE SOON HOPEFULLY!!!!!" is what I DID say, and so there I am in the Tesco queue divulging one of my most personal and private elements of my life to a total stranger. She's then telling me all about how her cousin adopted because something was MISSING IN HER LIFE all the while I'm positioning myself behind my trolley wanting to die.

This is why I online shop.
If you don’t want to be judged, don’t spray squirty cream directly into your mouth whilst standing in the queue.
 
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If you don’t want to be judged, don’t spray squirty cream directly into your mouth whilst standing in the queue.
Its like that scene in The Witches of Eastwick when Jane has turned into a slut and is in the supermarket buying double double chocolate cookies and she gets JUDGED by the town squares
 
Is it spider season? We've had three HUGE ones in our house this week :zombie:
I found a slug crawling down the wall in the living room last night. I assume it got in through the window which we still have narrowly open.

I picked it off and put it outside. Then about an hour later, it came back :o
 
I found a slug crawling down the wall in the living room last night. I assume it got in through the window which we still have narrowly open.

I picked it off and put it outside. Then about an hour later, it came back :o
I'm sure @Suomi has a joke about this
 

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