Wednesday Nifty-Shitwagon appointed Minister for Upskirting

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Ughhh it’s my trip tomorrow I’ve been working so I had no chance to go to the travel agency to pick up my train pass.

So fine I thought I’d pick it up tomorrow when I’m travelling, but because of covid it’s only open from 11am, so I can’t travel until then :manson:
 
Diddy said:
Ughhh it’s my trip tomorrow I’ve been working so I had no chance to go to the travel agency to pick up my train pass.

So fine I thought I’d pick it up tomorrow when I’m travelling, but because of covid it’s only open from 11am, so I can’t travel until then :manson:
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Where are you off to?
 
Iguana said:
Were you like me and apologised every time you closed your eye, to the person who caused me to close my eye?
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Yes :D she was very nice about it but I could tell she thought I was an idiot.

When I left the opticians I walked straight into an old man. Dropped everything I was carrying, we both bent down to pick bits up and smacked heads.

It's been a traumatic morning.
 
@Star

My eyes have changed a bit, right has gone from -2.5 to -3.

Left has gone from -2.25 to -2.5

Is that a big enough change to need new glasses for long distance?
 
I appear to have been talked into going out "on the pull" with two friends tonight. This involves going to a pub to watch the Man City game so that they can drool over Grealish and chat up LADS. I don't like LADS! I'm insisting we go to Soho Theatre bar afterwards.
 
Kate said:
The optometrist you saw should have told you that!
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She just said "if you want new glasses you might notice things are a bit clearer, or you can stick with your current ones".

Didn't really help.
 
Kate said:
I appear to have been talked into going out "on the pull" with two friends tonight. This involves going to a pub to watch the Man City game so that they can drool over Grealish and chat up LADS. I don't like LADS! I'm insisting we go to Soho Theatre bar afterwards.
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Rachey said:
She just said "if you want new glasses you might notice things are a bit clearer, or you can stick with your current ones".

Didn't really help.
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That means "you don't really need new glasses but we'd be happy to take your money if you want some".
 
Kate said:
I appear to have been talked into going out "on the pull" with two friends tonight. This involves going to a pub to watch the Man City game so that they can drool over Grealish and chat up LADS. I don't like LADS! I'm insisting we go to Soho Theatre bar afterwards.
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This sounds like a precursor to getting fingered by a plasterer by the bins. (hot)
 
Floppet said:
That means "you don't really need new glasses but we'd be happy to take your money if you want some".
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Yeah I kind of got that impression. I've got the prescription tho so may look for some new sunglasses.
 
So I watched Fifty shades of Grey years ago. Didn't like it. Didn't get the hype.

Thought I'd give it another go because everyone seems to love it.

I just don't get the appeal? Yes he's hot. Yes she's hot. Yes the sex is hot. But that's it. He's a total arsehole otherwise.

Is it just middle aged women that like this?
 
Rachey said:
So I watched Fifty shades of Grey years ago. Didn't like it. Didn't get the hype.

Thought I'd give it another go because everyone seems to love it.

I just don't get the appeal? Yes he's hot. Yes she's hot. Yes the sex is hot. But that's it. He's a total arsehole otherwise.

Is it just middle aged women that like this?
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I haven’t watched any of them, or read the books. I don’t need E.L James to be giving ME any tips in the bedroom THANKYOU VERY MUCH.
 
Rachey said:
So I watched Fifty shades of Grey years ago. Didn't like it. Didn't get the hype.

Thought I'd give it another go because everyone seems to love it.

I just don't get the appeal? Yes he's hot. Yes she's hot. Yes the sex is hot. But that's it. He's a total arsehole otherwise.

Is it just middle aged women that like this?
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Um, what do you think YOU are?
 
I was on location with a crew filming something today and only realised halfway through an interview with somebody that Cher's DARK LADY had been playing on my phone in my pocket the whole time.
 
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